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jerted

When your hand spazes and and jerks away and u mean to say jerked but your autism kicks in and you say jerted.
"Damn my hand just jerted"
"Lilly jerted her hand away from Kevin's penis in anticipation "
by *moans loudly* July 26, 2017
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Jeredy

The guy who owns a bunch of dogs. The guy who has boots. The guy who literally lost his left eye.
Jeredy owns boots
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Jamaican Jerked

To receive a hand job after an intense sunburn on one's genitalia.
After lying naked in the sun for hours, John got a sunburn on his dong. He went home and his girlfriend Jamaican Jerked him with Aloe Vera.
by Rufioau January 18, 2009
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Jered

a person who is known by many and feared by those who don't know him. Which makes him like superman in a way cause you wouldn't wanna fuck with him. You fucking bitch
"Jered where are my fucking car keys"
Jered- I don't fucking know bitch
by Pittsburg pig fighter October 30, 2008
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Jered

1) an amzing friend who will be there for you whenever you need it
2) a super cutie who doesn't know it
3) a guy who has a crush on a girl but won't tell her even though she has a crush on him too
4) an amazing person who will never be duplicated
5) the only one I will ever need
6) needs to ask this girl out already
Best Friend crying
Jered: *comes up and gives a hug* "I love you"
by ilovemyjer<3 December 1, 2011
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Jerred

Some of great leadership and strength. One who most seek knowledge and opinion of. One with great charisma and good looks.
Jerred is the best.
by Jdp38105 February 2, 2017
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Jered Weaver

The best young pitcher in baseball, currently 4-0 with a 1.37 earned run average. Recently optioned to Triple-A Salt Lake because Bill Stoneman and Mike Scioscia are dumbfucks who don't know shit about baseball and think sending down the only consistently good pitcher on the staff will somehow help their last place team. It makes Angel fans sick.
Hey look Jered Weaver piched 7 more shutout innings; let's definitely send him back to the minors.
by disneysucks September 3, 2008
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