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A quintessential Jewish American Princess: naggy, ultra-high maintenance, whiny, always wanting their way, extremely moody, spoiled rotten, and looking for a "nice," wealthy "Jewish boy" (as Jewish mothers like to call Jewish men in their 20s). They often take on much of the overbearing traits of their mothers, who nag and are over-critical of everything they do, destroying the girls self-esteem starting at a young age. When they do start dating guys, they often tend to be EXTREMELY emotionally needy as their lack of self esteem becomes obvious and they have to let their guard down.

These girls do experiment with goy (Hebrew for "non-Jewish") males, but only white ones and definitely not shvartzas (Yiddish derogatory word for blacks). They seem to have no preference for WASPs or Catholics - just who is going to be the most successful in case they do screw up and fall in love b/c he must at least be able to support her expensive tastes.

Why? B/c non-Jewish white guys tend to be much better looking than their Jewish male counterparts (caution: gross generalization, but the truth - just ask any JAP of their goy good-looking male dilemma) and since they always get what they want financially from their parents, they must get what they want in terms of men too. Plus, those Non-Jewish men aren't as big of push-overs as Jewish guys so they do represent a challenge since they won't put her with her crap - secretly, like all women but to a greater extent, the JAP loves to be treated poorly with intermittent good treatment b/c it shows that he does not need her.

Basically, the JAP is just the extreme example of all women's insecurities: emotionally needy, low self esteem and wants everything their way. JAP characteristics are carrying over to non-Jewish rich girls now too, mainly the daughters of the nouveau riche.
Barbara Streisand (she married that good-looking goy James Brolin); any girl from Great Neck Long Island, parts of Westchester County NY, Beverly Hills CA (quintessential non-Jewish japs live in Brentwood, Bel Air and the Palisades), and Deerfield/Northbrook IL; and Fran Drescher
by LA Goy July 10, 2004
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your best friend jippy

hip-hip/artist producer similar to mf doom dudes kinda crazy and shit goes hard, you can check his shit on soundcloud, bandcamp, and other stuff but mainly those 2 he posts regularly on dat

if u like mf doom and that typa music and that shit speak to u like ong speak through ya mind then this guy will fosho be yo best friend trust
"yo u heard of your best friend jippy"
"no who tf that"
"nigga hes not very popular but hotter than the sun check his shit!!"
by ook13 June 21, 2022
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Jippynick

A small asian fellow that enjoys engaging with other men, and uses their genitalia as a pogo stick.
Person 1:Tally-ho, Stephen! What has one been up to lately?
Person 2:Just seen my local Jippynick, Jonathan, what about you, old chap?
by champerz_blud November 9, 2011
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Jeppe

Jeppe is a sex god and he is the greatest person to ever walk on this earth.
Nobody can be better then a guy named Jeppe.

True story...
Jeppe...
by Stjernen March 19, 2011
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Sordan Jeppala

A rare type of fish, most similar to the Asian Brook Trout, found in Southeast Asian lakes and rivers that literally feeds off the fecal matter of larger, more prominent species. It can hardly swim even though it's attended swim lessons for practically its whole life, as would be normal seeing as how it's a fish. And you know what they say, life's all just one big swimming lesson.
Sordan Jeppala-
Kingdom: Animalia
Phylum: Chordata
Class: Actinopterygii
Order: Salmoniformes
Family: Salmonidae
Subfamily: Salmoninae
Genus: Salvelinus fontinalis (infertile)

That Sordan can't smash but it sure can eat shit! #Fish #Swim #GreenPlumbers
by TheyCallMeCheese September 18, 2017
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FITTY JIPPY

In the 3D printer community, it means "F**k That, I'll Just Print It"

Made popular by the Facebook Page also called: "F**k That, I'll Just Print It!"

Synonym: FTIJPI
Thinking to Self: Should I go to the hardware store and buy that plastic connector I need?
Self to Self: Naw, FITTY JIPPY!
by SMAR TA$$ July 27, 2021
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