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Jewish Pillow Talk

1) When, after having sex with a prostitute, the matter of payment is discussed.

2) The type of dirty talk that's meant to turn on someone who's Jewish.
1) Man: That was just what I needed!
Prostitute: That'll be $40
Man: Woah baby simmer down with that Jewish pillow talk, you'll get paid soon enough

2) Man: You know we still have another hour to ourselves...
Woman: Sorry hun, I'm just not in the mood
Man: My stock portfolio has an annual growth rate of 67%
Woman: Quit talking and fuck me already!
by Jefferson S. Flex December 10, 2013
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jewish piano

Slomo pulled his Jewish piano out to work out a price.
by Habibul Bashar April 13, 2022
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Jewish Workout

A Jewish workout is a term used to describe a session in a sauna. As referenced in the Seinfield episode - The Yada Yada (S8E19).
George: Hey, where you just at the health club?

Tim: Oh, well, I didn't do much. I just sat in the sauna. You know, it was more like a Jewish workout.
by Anti-dentite November 22, 2013
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Jonisha

Jonisha is a lady who believes in god.she enjoys church very much. Hard to get to know but in the end she will be one if the most realest friends you ever meant she will never leave your side no matter how much you've hurted her. She is so silly. She fears bugs. When she likes someone she sticks with that person. She is shy at time. She could get a little stubborn. She cannot stand in one place. she is deeply in love with food. When it comes to her friends she chooses to go last in everything if you find yourself a jonisha your very lucky to have her.
So I just meant this girl named jonisha aye she's pretty cool

A Jonisha? You got you a Jonisha your so lucky don't ever switch up on you she will tell you like it is and she is the most loyal person you'll ever meet.
by Band.bae August 15, 2017
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Jewish Louie

The legendary combo of getting a handful of that clam with your right hand, making a thumbs up gesture with your left, and saying niiiiice like Borat said it.
Did you hear Cole pulled a Jewish Louie on Melissa?

I bet that was a sight!!
by Realniiiiiiiccceeee July 8, 2022
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Jewish Stocktake

The process by which a shopkeeper destroys their own shop in a self-lit fire, in order to claim insurance. The payout from the insurance is invariably higher than the projected profits from the shop.
Shopkeeper: "Business hasn't been doing so well the past two years."
Accountant: "Perhaps it's time for a Jewish Stocktake."
by extheist April 12, 2009
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jewish glue socket

When a man falls asleep with his penis tucked in his asshole, While he is asleep he has a wet dream and ejaculates in his own asshole, over night it drys up and doesn't allow him to free his penis.
Dude did you hear? Jake went to the hospital because of a Jewish Glue Socket!
by pole dinnner March 11, 2011
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