Jensen Ackles

The hottest man to ever exist. A great father who is loving and caring. A sweetheart in general. He's hilarious and the most perfect being to be created. Plays Dean Winchester on the CW show Supernatural.

*Fan asks if Dean would ever take advantage of Sam*
Jared Padelecki: *Slowly backs away*
Jensen Ackles: *Holds out coffee* Here have some of mine
Jared Padelecki: Okay
Jensen Ackles: *Chuckles* Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

by Depression'll_Kill_You June 7, 2018

Jergens Jerk

Giving yourself a hearty wank using your grandma's Jergens hand lotion for lube.

Granny B never understood why her Jergens bottle went half empty when her grandson spent the weekend. His hands were always greasy from his Jergens Jerks.

by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2017

In this Jensen

A word pertaining to the current place you are located. It is very popular in Indian Trail (The ITL), NC

"We gonna pitch a bitch in this jensen!"

"All my bros are in this jensen!"

"We gonna get some burr (beer) in this jensen!"

by tbozwell18 July 27, 2009

jewgenics

When the orthodox jewish ostracize a Jewish member of their community because the person is mentally or physically disabled.

Jews have spread across the world in part due to jewgenics.

by AnonDoxy November 14, 2018

clay jensen

a sweet, young, and well-mannered young child

"he's so nice!" "yes, he's exactly like clay jensen!"

by disqualified April 10, 2017

Jensen Ackles

perfection

"you you look so Jensen Ackles"
"oh, wow, thank you!"

by padvalecki April 23, 2017

Jangen

The feeling of or act of being dead inside. A portmanteau of the last names "Tangen" and "Joffre".

Student 1: "Hey, how are you feeling? I know your AP Lang test was yesterday."
Student 2: *Sighs* "Well, I'm just jangen."

by necromancyredux September 7, 2018