Jewfish

People who play WoW (World of Warcraft) way to much and do not have a life because of their addiction to it.

Dave you are such a Jewfish. You should be going out with us tonight.

by Overlordmoo March 6, 2015

joelfish

Leafy green. Known to ask questions repeatedly in very short space of time. Short term memory almost non existent. Often spotted raving at inappropriate moments (lectures, walking through car park, during sleep). Similar to Mary Poppins, may burst into song or breakbeats at random intervals.

Joelfish just be raving again

by roflcopterinthesky June 10, 2010

Jewfish

one who looks like a typical jew; big nose, dark curly hair

Chris: I don't think we're in the mountains anymore.
Anthony: Why not?
Chris: Check out all the Jewfish!
Anthony: Whats with the hats?
Chris: I dont know...
David: Shabbat Shalom!
Anthony: Shit...we wandered into a synagogue.

by Jeffy Ross June 2, 2008

jewfish

1. Reluctant to spend or give; stingy.
2. A person regarded as sneaky or treacherous.
3. One who deliberately takes advantage of others.

1. Why do you disappear every time it's your turn to buy a round you jewfish mutha?
2. How come you're always comin' 'round the weekend I get paid you jewfish snitch?

by Ludachris September 12, 2005

Jelisha

A one of a kind woman. She is nothing short of Sensational !

No one can ever make me feel like Jelisha !

by OMGIDCABOUTNETHING November 23, 2021

jewfish

A jew who is funny.

"jony dont act like a jewfish"

by mike tubes September 6, 2007

jelish

The process of taking part in sexual activities with either a single or multiple jellyfish and then also consuming the jellyfish afterwards. Jelishing usually results in extreme burns and stinging pains in the genital area, as well as inside the mouth from eating the flesh of the jellyfish. It can be extremely dangerous for one to jelish, as many species of jellyfish have stings that can result in death. It is therefore recommended to stick to weaker stinging jellyfish and avoid jelishing with jellyfish such as the Portuguese Man o' War or the box jellyfish.

"James just left hospital after a month of recovery after making the foolish decision to jelish some of the jellyfish down at the beach."

by Medusozoalover69 January 18, 2018