Jeb

Jeb is similar to the "village idiot", but is actually noted for being the village bitch. He excels in bitchiness, especially when talking about nickel back. He loves to complain and ruin other people's day for absolutely no reason at all, and gets irritated for the smallest things. However, since men don't have periods, he is simply a bitch. Jeb is not to be confused with the other connotation of "bitch" (as in whipped), which is commonly denoted with the word Jett.

"if you think puppies have stompable faces, you might be a jeb"
"If you think all reflective surfaces are photos of you, you might be a particularly stupid jeb"
"If you say things like 'WEESNAW!' regularly at parties, you might be a soon to be killed by friends Jeb'

by Nickelbackfurlyfe November 15, 2018

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Jeb

Noun. 3.5 (three and one half) grams of cocaine. Often referred to as an eight ball.

"Hey the dealer just called me back, how much should I get?"
"3 Jeb's please."
"3 Jeb's? You're going to be pretty depressed tomorrow."

by NSM & WMK August 29, 2007

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Jeb

This Word Can ANYTHING.....You just gotta put it in the right context!

Jeb Off!!!

Ahh you can be such a JEB sometimes

Wuu2? .......Nm Just Jebbin off.

^^ You get the drift of it!

by Sojisojisoji June 15, 2010

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jeb

Slang for the phallus of a man, the phallus of an animal, or the metaphysical conceit of the phallus. Can be used in conjunction with almost any word to create a new one.

Get your jeb out!

You're such a jebend / jebsac

I woke up with inordinate amounts of jebcheese

Jebjeb!

by Thomas Jebberson September 14, 2007

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Leader of the United Peoples' Uprising of 2026. The event that caused the destruction of the United States of America and the subsequent founding of our fully automated luxury gay space communist utopia. Later became the first person to travel through time, using it to kill Adolf Hitler as a baby.

Jeb!

by Dr. Lenjamin S. Pinters July 25, 2019

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