jizzercise

the act of loosing weight via masturbation

I just lost 5lbs just with jizzercise !

by LeoDevil69 March 27, 2017

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Jazzersex

(N.) The enjoyment of sexual pleasure while partaking in jazzercise. Often done solo or with a partner, this activity involves a sense of sexual rhythm while enjoying dancing to the smooth tones of elevator and freeform jazz.

Jeffy: "Hey Ryan, you wanna stretch eachother out on the Yoga mats?"
Ryan: "Nah, me and Kenny are going to share a half hour of intense jazzersex together"

by Merriam EBster March 15, 2015

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Jizzercise

The art of increasing your stamina not only through pure strenuous workouts, but also by the act of any form of sexual intercourse, including pelvic thrusting, bear-humping, tea-bagging, queefing, and of course all other sexual positions.

"Hey Kate you going to Jazzercise with me tonight?"

"Oh no you silly cunt Im going to Jizzercise! You get laid AND you get a workout! They even show you how to get work outs from simply queefing upside down!"

"Hell girly Ill go with you! Fill my butt with spermmm!"

by 908 Projectile December 8, 2009

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Jazzercize

Masturbation while taking in a smooth duck buttery jazz piece. Although recommended, Spandex is not required.

Shit, I'm gonna perform a textbook jazzercize exercise by running a coltrane all up my lavish member. I'm gonna rub my cannonballs to some Cannonball Adderlay

by Ridiculon May 24, 2009

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