Joystick

Homosexual sex position where a man has his partner on the edge of the bed with his legs aloft. He then "Makes love" to his partner whilst waggling his penis from side to side like a joystick - namely in the old 80's sports games fashion (Daley Thompsons on the Amstrad CPC464 for example).
He can also then uses his testicles as the buttons, if he so desires.

Russ lay on the edge of the bed holding his legs, I entered him and begun to furious waggle his todger left to right like a joystick whilst bashing his gonads with my index finger like a true 80's gamer.

by MC ToeKnee Jee March 18, 2008

Puerto Rican Joystick

A way to jerk off or receive a handjob when the person's thumb rotates in a clock-wise motion on the shmuck (or head) of the male's penis as if it is a joystick on a video game controller until the male finally ejaculates.

I asked Steph and Morgan for a Puerto Rican Joystick and they laughed in my face.

by The Puerto Rican Jew June 1, 2005

Joystick

A stick for joy, for games and OTHER things. ;)

Could I play with that joystick?

ha!

by Sychonub October 19, 2011

Joystick Chick

1. A girl who is a gamer (plays video games/computer games).

Priscilla is a joystick chick because she is an avid halo2 player.

by Aktopus July 16, 2008

joystick

A joystick is another word for a dick/penis used especially when the girl you have having sex with says "man, you have a good joystick"
In other words the stick makes joy

Girl:Nice joystick!

by sonic1234 June 15, 2010

Joysticking

When a guy moves their thumbs under a girls boobs in a joystick like motion because the guy wants to get a boob feel "subtly".

"Dude Henry was totaly joysticking on that girl, do you think she noticed?"

"Of course she noticed, you could practicalyy hear the Pac-Man noises, Beep boop beeep."

by Berkely Prison Camp December 17, 2010

joystick therapy

A euphemism for masturbation.

Hey, man, my girlfriend's on a trip, so I'm gonna go study up on joystick therapy.

by Scrubl0rdXD November 12, 2015