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Jay Leno

is a cheap hack compared to comic legend and part time real estate agent Conan O'brien
screw leno, let's watch soemthing else 'till conan is on
by steve February 25, 2005
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Jay Leno

Some guy with a big chin who is the former host of The Tonight Show, and it appears he'll be stealing the job back. He screwed David Letterman out of the job back in 1992 when Johnny Carson retired, leading to Dave moving over to CBS. He is now about to do the same thing to Conan O'Brien because his own prime time show wasn't too popular with NBC affiliates. He is driving Carson to roll over in his grave.
Jay Leno is a selfish bastard who just can't let go of the spotlight.
by realy2jproblem January 19, 2010
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jay leno

1. Slang for a pathetic hack.
2. Slang shameless hack.
3. One who appears to trumpet his or her lack of originality.

Terms are derived from the characteristics of popular television program The Tonight Show's host, Jay Leno. It refers to him bribing away talent from their original sources instead of cultivating his own (see John Menendez, formerly of The Howard Stern Show, and That Glasses Guy, formerly from The Daily Show With John Stewart) as well as blatantly stealing comedy bits from other comedy shows (see Celebrity Jeopardy skits, originally performed on the program Saturday Night Live).
"Billy overheard the premise for my Science Fair project and he totally Jay Leno-ed me."
by Proud American March 8, 2005
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Jay Leno

To give or to promise to give something then take it back later on.
You gave me that iPod and now you want a back? Your such a Jay Leno.
by Blanky Blankenstein January 24, 2010
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jay leno

A strap-on attached to the chin, used especially for penetration and party tricks. Similar to a screwnicorn, in which the strap-on is attached to the forehead. It is thus named because the wearer winds up with the ginormous chin, only slightly smaller than that of Jay Leno.
I tried sending a picture of my jay leno in to Late Night as a look-alike for Jay's chin, but they did not show it on air on NBC. That pissed me off.
by Kerry Gibbons November 7, 2005
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Jay Lenown'd

Guest on Show: Well Jay im glad to be here. Im a big fan of the -

*gets smacked in the face by Jay's chin*
by Fishgills53 July 23, 2005
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Jay Leno

a person who has large chin, annoying voice, bad humor, and gotten something he doesn't deserve...
what the hell ?!? i can't believe he got the promotion ! what a jay leno
by tekken_5 April 16, 2006
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