Jaundre

An talented individual who is extremly protective to those they care for but also extremly cruel and sadistic to those who wrong him or get in their way

Man jaundre is such a great friend yeah but did u hear what happened *insert name here* tried to embarrass him and it did not end well....

by Veintras April 27, 2017

jaundice

adj.
1) The state of possessing a yellow hue, whether due to its nature or its manufacturer's preference.
2) Used to describe a repulsive thing or person.
3) Used to describe both the yellow and nauseating attributes of your everyday potassium-crazy fruit, the banana.

1) "That fire hydrant is so jaundice!"
2) "Shauna?! What a jaundice girl."
3) "No, I will not eat that jaundice, jaundice banana."

by Captain Bojangles August 22, 2008

"Gee Ye The Jaundies"

Meaning: "Give You the Jaundice" often used as a sign of disgust. Often having the same meaning as "That would make you sick".

Mark: Look Betty I've Just Eaten this Mouldy Piece of Bread.
Betty: That is Disgusting, That Would "Gee Ye The Jaundies"

by Magnesium Sulphate February 17, 2006

Jaundiced Jesus

1) Non-elected leader of a small group of sluttish "disciples", sharing a mutual love of orange-hued foundation, tight white miniskirts, hair wrecked by straightener over-use/discoloured hair extensions, and the obligatory bag of chips. Ususally seen shouting abuse at goths and mettlas in Staines high street/ old ladies in Romford.

2)Non-elected leader of a small group of sluttish "disciples", sharing a mutual love of orange-hued foundation, tight white miniskirts, hair wrecked by straightener over-use/discoloured hair extensions, but also hailing from a home counties convent school and sporting a public school boyfriend. Distinguished from (1) primarily in the amount of money they spend on looking cheap.

1- ran into that jaundiced jesus and her crew bottling some girl outside Staines KFC. The heady scent of Charlie bodyspray and second hand fag smoke was quite overwhelming.

2 - I hear jaundiced jesus is getting one of her manwhores to take her to ibiza on his yacht. I wonder what cup size she'll come back as?

by Social commentator extraodinaire November 11, 2006

jaundice surprise

occurs when, during fellatio, the man pulls his penis from the woman's mouth and tells her to "close your eyes for a second," the woman then does so, expecting do be ejaculated upon. The man then procedes to take a piss in her face, turning it yellow, hence the jaundice surprise.

"damn jeremy, last night i expected a facial but got the jaundice surprise instead"

by tommy anderson August 20, 2006

jaunty

To be beyond cool; used to describe someone who is manly and holds themselves firmly

Wow! Alex is so jaunty! He's such a man!

by CarsonTheGreat November 30, 2010

Jaunty neckbeard January

A continuation of No Shave November and Don't Shave December. At this point, shaving one's mustache is allowed, as this is Jaunty "neckbeard" January. Failure to complete the No Shave November or Don't Shave December challenges due to the shaving of one's mustache does not disqualify a challenger for this event.

Steve: "Mike, you should really shave your neckbeard man. It's starting to look gross and I think there are some birds living in there."

Mike: "Nope. Not happening. It's Jaunty neckbeard January man. I have to complete the challenge, ty very much."

Steve: "Who the hell is Ty?"

by gangly razor November 30, 2011