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LOVES PENGUINS. Such a chad! So gentle with men but wants to swim with girls and then hold their head underwater until the bubbles stop. Severely overweight, and likes so pity everyone that is shorter then him.
"yall heard of this new hot boy in our school?"
"nah its just jarren that motherfucker is homosexual and likes men more then he likes his mother."
"wow, what a jarrren."
Jarren by crystal6969 June 26, 2022
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Jarren Benton 

Jarren Benton is one of the best rappers alive in the new generation, currently signed to a label called "Funk Volume", which is owned by rapper Hopsin, who is much more famous. He has 3 mixtapes. "Jarren Benton the mixtape", "Huffing Glue With Hasselhoff", and "Freebasing With Kevin Bacon". He also has an album called "My Grandma's Basement", which was released in 2013 under the label Funk Volume. The main producer he uses is Kato (On The Track).
Bitch Made Ass Nigga #1: Yo man, did you hear the new Jarren Benton mixtape?

Bitch Made Ass Nigga #2: Yeah man. That shit was dope as fuck.
Jarren Benton by FUNK VOLUME November 3, 2013

Jarren Purify 

Thot. A.K.A a hoe
Jarren Purify by ThatBitch2.0 February 24, 2019

Jarren Wong

Jarren wong has 2 girlfriends one is invisible and two is hu tao
Mr: Hey it's Jarren Wong!

Grindcore artist: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARHHHHHHH YEA YEA HERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Jarren Wong by NuuweiLol May 16, 2023
A humble man scorned from loving the right people at the wrong time. After the first time you meet him how could you not fall in love. He can hide his love so well but if one ever tells you 'i love you' don't ever, EVER, EVERRR let him go. He will show you all the things about you that you never thought were cool and will fuck you so well. Is such a perfect human but they don't even see how much love everyone has for them. They are strong, nurturing, kind, sweet, adventurous, loyal, fun, experimental, smart, dog-lovers, have the best hair, beautiful brown eyes, and with one touch can melt your heart and not wanna let him go. They have the best pets that will protect you if you're lucky enough for them to like you. Nothing in the whole wide world of your existence will ever compare to how wonderful of a life you would have with a Jarrett by your side. They join for the fun and stay for the love. Make sure you let go of all your insecurities because once you meet him they will all come to the surface for you to deal with. They are so forgiving so make sure you follow thru with being the best you can be for them.
girl: hey i started talking with Jarrett again...
boy: how's that going?
girl: i'm so anxious because he's still such a beautiful person
boy: damn you're really never gonna get over him huh
girl: *whispers (i will always love Jarrett)* huh, what?
Jarrett by yoshi_bear October 22, 2020

jarring out 

Slang commonly heard in the small town of Timmins, Ontario, Canada
Slang for laughing hard
Yo, Calvin told me this really funny joke yesterday and I was jarring out bro!
jarring out by Techno_Mat September 5, 2017