crystal6969's definitions

Jarren

LOVES PENGUINS. Such a chad! So gentle with men but wants to swim with girls and then hold their head underwater until the bubbles stop. Severely overweight, and likes so pity everyone that is shorter then him.

"yall heard of this new hot boy in our school?"
"nah its just jarren that motherfucker is homosexual and likes men more then he likes his mother."
"wow, what a jarrren."

by crystal6969 June 26, 2022

jitsern

a name. definitely a kid. probability of occuring: 0.18%
usually mistaken as the trending anime jujutsu kaisen (2023) "jujutsern"
new title earned "jizzing"
awesome dude tho

eh sorry bro, i thought ur name was jizzing but it's actually jitsern.

by crystal6969 September 29, 2023

xavierhayden

Super cool dude that changes your race

"yo you heard of xavierhayden?" "YEAH HE CALLED ME BLACK AND I WAS THE NEXT DAY"

by crystal6969 June 22, 2022