Jarod

Jarod is a guy that you can fall in love with almost instantly. He is super funny and always making people laugh with his lame jokes or silly stories. Sometimes, you aren't looking for a laugh, well Jarod is the type of guy that can make you feel like the most important person in the world, or he can be your shoulder to cry on. No matter what the situation or the problem, he is there to help. Jarod is absolutely perfect, in every way. He puts himself down a bit, like when he says he sucks at image editing, but we all know he rocks at it. He is great at everything he does, and he is going to go on in life the be the most successful person you know. Sure he could call or text more, but he is too busy sharing his amazingness with the world...

Jacob: You really like him, don't you Tori?
Tori: Of course, I love Jarod with every bit of my being!

by ToriWhat September 3, 2012

Jargon

Speech or writing having unusual or pretentious vocabulary, convoluted phrasing, and vague meaning.

Slang or Lingo

"I'm just not up on all the jargon."

by SilverStar January 13, 2005

Jarrod moment

When someone makes a joke and no one laughs

At lunch today Donald had a jarrod moment, he looked very embarrassed

by Jarrod moment February 27, 2019

Jarrod

Jarrod is the type of guy that peoplejust love. Especially women but in a friendly way as he is mostly friends with women as he knows that everyother guy out there is a conplete dipshit. But even though he hangs with all of the girls he isnt interested in them hes only interesred in one. This girl is perfect inside and out.

"yo jarrod is a mad lad"

by Sbeuvul April 9, 2019

jargoneer

noun, a person prone to the excessive employ, in normal conversation, of any type of jargon (be it medical or corporate).

Jargoneer: "Let's ideate around this, and get some high-level action items down"

by Stratwich May 15, 2009

Jarrod Alonge

A YouTuber who makes videos on satirizing bands and even makes his own parody music in two bands called Sunrise Skater Kids and Amidst the Grave's Demons. Some may know him for purposely mispronouncing bands names, such as Knuckle Puck (actually pronounced Kanookla Pook). He is actually quite hilarious though, therefore making him a YouTube comedian.

Kyle: Did you see Jarrod Alonge's new video? He really got Knuckle Puck that time!
Dave: You mean Kanookla Pook?

by citeh citeh citeh November 14, 2016

Jarrod

The most awesome guy u will ever meet. He is everything u can ever imagine. Plus he has a big penis ladies ;-).

Alexis-Dude that Jarrod kid is so cool. He is so hot and has a huge penis so i hear?

by james00617 April 13, 2008