Jam Dick January is much like Destroy Dick December and No Nut November but this one is painful. It is when you smash your nuts on something and masturbate while doing it.
by Bic Pencils December 6, 2018
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Get the Encanto day January 24th mug.Well today's the day you fall off a building listening to music, or just listen to music to express your feelings
1:Hey today's January 22 national listen to music day!
2:And?
1:That's means to listen to my music today a haha!!
2:And?
1:That's means to listen to my music today a haha!!
by Mind less to insane January 21, 2021
Get the January 22 national listen to music day mug.January 26, national Cock and Ball Torture day, is a national celebration in which all people no matter what age must attend into doing Cock and Ball Torture, either by using machine, hands, other people ect.
hey, it’s January 26, national Cock and Ball Torture day.
I’m so excited for January 26, national Cock and Ball Torture day
I’m so excited for January 26, national Cock and Ball Torture day
by junijixx07 January 24, 2022
Get the January 26, national Cock and Ball Torture day mug.Staying soober only from the 4th until the 28th of January because you can´t keep your New Year´s resolution.
"Man I tried staying sober the whole January but I think I'll just do a dry January."
Person 1: "Man staying sober the whole Month is so hard."
Person 2: "Have you heard of the Dry January?"
Person 1: "Man staying sober the whole Month is so hard."
Person 2: "Have you heard of the Dry January?"
by SkinnyLud January 27, 2022
Get the Dry January mug.“Hey, why did you headpat me and *insert name here* and the others today?”
“Because, silly. It’s January 16th, National Headpat Day!”
“Ohh, I think I get it now!”
“Because, silly. It’s January 16th, National Headpat Day!”
“Ohh, I think I get it now!”
by yourlocaldumba$$ June 26, 2022
Get the January 16th, National headpat day mug.Analise's (Annalise, Analiese, etc.) everywhere deserve a special day where they get shown a little extra love, and January 17th is that day!!
"Yo, is that Analise?"
"Yeah I think it is, why?"
"Bro it's National Kiss Analise Day (January 17th) , the day we get to ask analise if she wants a kiss"
"Yeah I think it is, why?"
"Bro it's National Kiss Analise Day (January 17th) , the day we get to ask analise if she wants a kiss"
by magazinefein January 12, 2021
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