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Januário

He is born in January, he tends to be the quieter one in the room, the observer, always talks in a calm and thoughtful manner, he is smart, very smart, the way his brain functions is just different, it's not even about being book smart, whatever time it takes a normal person to digest an issue or a new peice of information, Januário does it in a matter of seconds. But even though is a extremely intelligent and understands things much quicker than most he stays humble, he treats others as his equal, he stays nice with everyone and uses his intelligence to make others feel understood and listened and to help them out in understanding the work from a different perspective . He's someone great
by anonymous November 21, 2021
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Januário

He is born in January, he tends to be the quieter one in the room, the observer, always talks in a calm and thoughtful manner, he is smart, very smart, the way his brain functions is just different, it's not even about being book smart, whatever time it takes a normal person to digest an issue or a new peice of information, Januário does it in a matter of seconds. But even though is a extremely intelligent and understands things much quicker than most he stays humble, he treats others as his equal, he stays nice with everyone and uses his intelligence to make others feel understood and listened and to help them out in understanding the work from a different perspective . He's someone great
by anonymous November 21, 2021
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Janarium

Will smiths wife is a janarium
by squadsquadyt April 7, 2022
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Januari 9th

They probably killed someone saying "L Bozo"
"Oh I just killed someone, L Bozo"

They killed someone

Look out for people born on Januari 9th.
by YourLocalFelixyes September 23, 2022
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Januarians

The people that flock to join the gym after Christmas. Never seen in any other month of the year.
‘The car park at the gym is so full this week!’ ‘Yes that will be the Januarians, will be back to normal in Feb’

‘I haven’t seen you here before’ ‘no, that’s because I’m a a Januarian’
by NatBen January 16, 2024
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The Januaries

Kind of like the Mondays but you feel like shit the whole month of January, by far the worst month of the year.

It's cold and there's nothing to do, the holidays are over and you go back to school/work, and the whole month just fucking sucks. And the fact that it's the first month makes it feel even longer.
What's wrong with Sean?
Oh, he's just got a real bad case of the Januaries.
by HildaSimp January 5, 2025
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Cannabis Januais

The month when you give up drinking alcohol and replace it with cannabis because you are a caring loving person who cares about the the mental health effects on your friends and family when you stop drinking.
I'm giving up drinking for January but dont worry I am doing Cannabis Januais, Happy Cannabis Januais everyone!
by thebeerdd February 2, 2025
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