Janssen Auto Group

Straight up foos out in the ghetto sellin overpriced cars and shi. They’re white but the way they be scammin you, you’d think they’re brown with a funny accent. If you want the best bang fo ya buck, I’d suggest you hed on over to spady’s new and used cars.

Don’t go to Janssen Auto Group.

by Pt Cruiser Hater July 11, 2021

Jasker

Redneck slang for "Did You Ask Her"

Hey Bill, Jasker yet?

by Jsmith12292 January 7, 2012

jankenstein

anyone showing janky behavior or doing something jank or janktified to a unbelievable degree.

Can you believehe came up in here wearing that bullshit, looking like jankenstein himself.

You locked ya keys in the car with the car running? That's that jankenstein shit right there.

by King Swag July 30, 2008

jankety (JANG-keh-TEE)

junky meets rickety with skanky overtones

moisha was adament about not crossing the border in such a jankety car.

by jay lassiter January 31, 2004

famke janssen

Aka Xenia Zaragevna Onatopp the female villain from Goldeneye (1995)

Famke Janssen is a Dutch actress who plays the gun loving sidekick to Alec Trevelyan (Sean Bean) in Goldeneye. Her character kills her victims by crushing them between her thighs.

by Dr Love October 12, 2003

janked up

When something is messed up

That car was all janked up.

I can't believe he did that, thats just janked up.

by dtown April 2, 2004

Janswer/Janswering

You call it a "Janswer" when a person reacts with simple phrases with "I know" or "Thats not even possible" to a joke or a rhetorical question. Janswering is a simple way to piss off your friends and other people around you.
Janswering is often used to skip a conversation. A person which wants to skip your intput and start a new conversation theme would often use a janswer and instantly start a new theme.

Janswer/Janswering:
An example for janswering ist this simple case:
p1: "did u hear of the flying horses?"
p2: "yes" ...starts his own conversation

by Gianluggy July 4, 2021