Jannes 

Jannes is the best boyfriend you could ever have. He is 6ft even 2 days after birth. He is beautiful and caring. But he has standarts too.

Girl 1: Omg that Girl is with a Jannes?!
Girl 2: I wish I could be that lucky.

Jannes by Henri Moeh August 7, 2019

Jannes 

A person that is nice and good looking but you don’t wanna have sex with them

why do you not wanna have sex with that person

Because they are a jannes

Jannes by Xiaoallmighty November 9, 2021

Jannes 

A nice and pretty person that you don’t wanna have sex with

Random dude:Why do you not wanna have sex with them

Random Girl:Bc they are a Jannes

Jannes by Xiaoallmighty November 9, 2021

Jannes 

A person who's specialized in producing the loudest and stinkiest farts ever witnessed in human history. Their fathers are mostly very tasty (read: admirable) entrepreneurs which everyone wants to sexually please with their mouths.

That cow smells like shit, he's such a Jannes!

Jannes by Bassket November 21, 2021

Jannes 

A guy named Jannes is a top-notch farting expert. His farts are over the top, both in smell and loudness. A Jannes usually has a father that everyone admires. This is why many people gather around a Jannes, to be closer to his admirable and popular father.

That cow smells like shit, it's such a Jannes!

Jannes by Bassket November 22, 2021

Jannes 

Jannes has a big dick and great personality.
Also lots and lots of sex

person 1: hey there is Jannes
person 2: yeah he sure has a lot of sex
Jannes: I'm Jannes

Jannes by sexycoolmastersex November 23, 2021

Jannes 

Is an attractive guy with a big booty! Every man wants him but not everyone get him. He is very direct, smart, lovely, funny and an handsome guy.

He is very vain

Don’t look the hole day at yourself in the mirror

“Urghh … such a Jannes”

Jannes by anonymous November 22, 2021