Janking 

To dodge from side to side/up-down in an evasive manner.

I had to be constantly janking to avoid the tracer and flak fire.

Janking by leaf November 11, 2003

janking 

janking is the other term for jerking off as this is the lets say more "funny" way to say it or your trying to keep it on the low its a better alternative for the word jerking and can be used in multiple scenarios as in a funny way to say jerking or even a way to say jerking on the down low

person 1: im janking my shi rn

person 2: aight bro

janking by skibiditoiletultrasigma May 2, 2024

Janking off 

When you have nothing else to do so you decide to go watch SMU basketball coached by Tim Jankovich.

Yo what’s Billy up to?

Oh nothings going on tonight so I think he’s janking off

Janking off by Ron McDon February 28, 2019

Janking Off 

To Jank Off is to Beat Off. The art of masturbation. Jank Off is a funny, happy, and slightly less filthy way of describing masturbation.

I went home, had nothing to do, so I janked one off.

Last night, I janked it 4 times before I passed out because I janked off too much.

I'm probably just gunna go home and jank off.

I love janking off, its just something you gotta do without a girlfriend...

Janking Off by rock11 May 26, 2006

Janking my steez 

Began by Sean B. from Orlando, FL. When an audience hears a clever word or expression, they proceeds to use it in their daily vocabulary as if they had come up with the term on their own. It was created specifically for this reason, and was spread with the intention of catching on in hopes that it would always to accredited to SB. Since its creation, SB has heard it been used and not been given credit for its origin, which is exactly the reason he began the expression in the first place. When someone steals a word or expression that you use uniquely, you may accuse them by saying, "You're janking my steez."

man 1: "dude, that sandwich was the tits"
man 2: "you know I started saying that way before you, right?"
man 1: "You're so full of it, dude. I've been saying that for years"
man 2: "Are you serious?!?!?! You're janking my steez"

Janking my steez by Bullet SB December 17, 2009

Slimey Cotton Janking 

When a male takes his own or someone else's feces and smushes it between two pillows and proceeds to fuck the crevice between the two pillows where the smushed feces is spread properly. The feces provides the erect male with warmth and mild lubrication so the pillows will not chafe the skin on the penis. In some cultures it is acceptable for the sole participant in this activity to ingest the remains of the feces and whatever other material may have entered the space between the two pillows.

Oh my God! That shit was the perfect consistency. I haven't had a slimey cotton janking like THAT in ages!!

Slimey Cotton Janking by Goooooober May 9, 2016

Twitter Jacking 

"Twitter Jacking" is when you copy someones tweet instead of re-tweeting, therefore, not giving them the credit.

If it happens to you, then you have been "Twitter Jacked".

I hate 123starblizzy, I'm going "Twitter Jacking" and copying his tweet, people will definitely think it came from me. Also known as Twacking.

Twitter Jacking by Athalonius November 4, 2011