Jim Jonesing

(v.) The act of poisoning someone's Kool-Aid.

Whenever someone makes Kool-Aid I worry about them Jim Jonesing us.

by EtaThetaRhoSigma October 4, 2013

jonesing

to have a strong need, desire, or craving for something.
see also: jones

Sheeeit beeeitch after smokin' dat weed I'm jonesing for some grub!

Shaniqua is mad jonesing for Rasheed, dat bitch follow him around everywhere.

by Nick D March 18, 2003

Tom Jonesing

The incredible urge to listen to Tom Jones. Usually occurs after a moment where someones actions force a Tom Jones song to mind.

*Female coworker burps*

"Woah, woah, woah, she's a lady" (best if sung out loud in response)

'Damnit, now im Tom Jonesing for some 'Thunderball''

by Muff Potter February 9, 2014

jonesing

craving; wanting

I'm jonesing for some sushi.

by krystal August 13, 2003

Jamesing

A group activity which involves showering a person with semen while they sleep, with a particular focus on the target's back and neck leaving them with a crispy neck. A male bonding exercise very popular with squaddies.

Last night Sophie passed out at the party and we gave her a Jamesing

by Bingo46 June 11, 2014

Jamesing

To absolutely do nothing or to be unproductive for more than ten hours a day. This includes but is not limited to: sleeping, gaming, thinking about nothing on the bed, taking up space, and thinking about not Jamesing

"A: What are you doing? You have a final tomorrow?!
B:I'm Jamesing son... Don't bother me I got this shit
A: You sure? you said this last final and you got your ass fucked hard...
B: Good shit good shit"

by TheJameser March 18, 2011

jonesing

the act of needing something badly. Usually related to chemical dependency.

I've been jonesing for a joint all day.

by Grant November 8, 2002