jamtart

A person who quits drinking alcohol before everyone else.

Mike is a jamtart for wanting to leave the bar so early.

by inaeldi April 8, 2004

jdmtard

Someone who is totally obsessed with Japanese Domestic Market vehicles or “JDM”. They shit on every other car and anyone who likes other automobiles.

You see that dude over there? He’s a total jdmtard.

by Martavis the wise November 28, 2021

jaktard

Jaktard:noun:A person of extreme idiodicy, whos initals are J.A.K.
"Jaktard" was created by me, as an alias. Apperentley people have been using it as a different meaning. I guess you could use it as a insult.

1.God jaktard is really acting retarded today
2.God damn jaktard, get the hell out of here!

by josh kossick February 23, 2008

jamtart

British slang for fart.

Just before letting one go, the British guy says, "Excuse me mate, Jamtart!".

by jmd04f March 25, 2009

jamtart

Someone who only cares for appearance and lacks personality, they are into all the latest trends and shun people who are not the norm(unless they can use them for something). Jamtarts are often under 120 pounds and are usually seen in malls or popular bars wearing shirts too small for them, alot of pink, and have shoes less than 2 months old. They enjoy drinks with straws and standing around where they'll get the most attention.
They are also known to have poor spelling and grammar, and often talk without end about their dating habits or things they have recently purchased.

Jamtarts often don't know you're insulting them even when you do it to their face.

"Come on Ned, let's go to the bar and pick up some Jamtarts!"

"While walking through the mall, crowded with people, we happened upon a fashionable clothing store, completely infested with Jamtarts."

by Tigertosser April 24, 2004

Jamtart

A person who is tender-hearted, despite trying to appear tough.

That big tough guy is just a jamtart, he cried at the end of the movie Ghost.

by Pathfindersfarm October 26, 2011

bammy jastard

One who is deservedly unlucky.

"I have diabetes, I feel worse by the day..."
"I'm so sorry. Maybe you should try a different doctor?"
"I don't believe in science. I just pray the Holy Virgin of Lourdes."
"You bammy jastard…"

by Goodzilla April 23, 2014