king james

When someone of legal limit to buy alcohol takes a self-determined tax out of the pitch money of his under-aged but very thirsty peers.

Zoie: We have like 5 or 6 people pitching but I'm asking you how much money you want me to give you for like going.

Nick: Just gimme whatever the little rascals pitch and ill just king james it.

by The Viater May 31, 2011

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King James

N. A generous, fuzzy god, known for its mysterious and glorious golden booty. A King James is one cheap ass motherfucker and will most likely be spotted frolicking with its nugget (a stout angry and smelly creature that likes to tag along). A King James enjoys a good beer and schnaz. Never fuck with a King James.

Sniff sniff...I smell a booty. Can it be? Is it a king James?

I love my king James!!

by salt lake cindy October 19, 2013

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King James

the sexual problem of not being able to get it up when about to close a deal with a fine chick, sometimes referred to having your wood going MIA. The problem is sometimes magnified by alcohol consumption, whiskey dick.

Dude 1: "Bro did you nail that fine ass bitch from last night?"

Dude 2: "No bro, my dick pulled a king james"

Dude 3: "maybe you should take your talents to south beach"

by romario187 December 11, 2011

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King James

1. Some guy that translated the Bible along time ago.
2. Lebron James, aka the next big thing in the NBA.

1. I prefer the King James bible to the new one that are written in English.
2. King James owned the Kings in his first game, even though his teams sucks ass and lost it for him.

by combat_rock November 8, 2003

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