A British king who lived from June 19, 1566 to March 27, 1625. Known for religious tolerance, his capable if modest leadership, and being absolutely, fabulously gay. Also oversaw the creation of the King James version of the Christian Bible, which is the most popular version of the Bible in American society, particularly amongst homophobic fundamentalists.
"Elizabeth was King: now James is Queen," an old British saying.
"I'm sure glad King James wrote the Bible!"
"I'm sure glad King James wrote the Bible!"
by Ed83 December 7, 2006
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Delonte was bangin mrs. James and right before he finished he pulled out and King James' that hoe and left her with the mess.
by Dzell February 5, 2013
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Zoie: We have like 5 or 6 people pitching but I'm asking you how much money you want me to give you for like going.
Nick: Just gimme whatever the little rascals pitch and ill just king james it.
Nick: Just gimme whatever the little rascals pitch and ill just king james it.
by The Viater May 31, 2011
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by salt lake cindy October 19, 2013
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1st Nigga: "Remember what the ancient hood prophets said in the good hood book about priorities?
2nd Nigga: "Nah, I dont. I grew up in the suburbs."
1st Nigga: "Well, it says Seek Ye first the Niggadom and everything else will be added unto you, My Nigga.
That's in found in the Book of Niggamaste 6:33. The King James Brown Version."
2nd Nigga: Holy Shit!
1st Nigga: Nah, Holy REAL Shit, My Nigga.
2nd Nigga: "Nah, I dont. I grew up in the suburbs."
1st Nigga: "Well, it says Seek Ye first the Niggadom and everything else will be added unto you, My Nigga.
That's in found in the Book of Niggamaste 6:33. The King James Brown Version."
2nd Nigga: Holy Shit!
1st Nigga: Nah, Holy REAL Shit, My Nigga.
by DuVay Knox November 3, 2018
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by Rbd41 December 12, 2011
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Dude 1: "Bro did you nail that fine ass bitch from last night?"
Dude 2: "No bro, my dick pulled a king james"
Dude 3: "maybe you should take your talents to south beach"
Dude 2: "No bro, my dick pulled a king james"
Dude 3: "maybe you should take your talents to south beach"
by romario187 December 11, 2011
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