jakota 

noun and sometimes adjective
1. syn. jerk, asshole
2. a contemptibly naive, fatuous, foolish, or inconsequential person.
3. a stupid, mean, or contemptible person.

My brother was driving home from some job and his boss was napping in the passenger seat. My bro had to stop short a bit, cuz the car in front of him cut him off or stopped short or something. His boss woke up all pissed and in a thick greek accent said, "You fucking..." not knowing what to call this jerk that cut them off, he read the guy's license plates and said, "You fucking Jakota!" I found out much later that the license plates actually read JAGOTA, cuz the guy was driving a Jaguar, but people all over the auto shop and their friends and their friends' friends were saying jakota. This word has spread pretty far in the years since.

What a jakota.
That jakota just cut me off!
Did you see that jakota-ass motherfucker's face?
Where were you last night? I was hanging with Steve and his Jakota friends.
You bitch-ass, busta-ass, jerry curl-ass, jakota-ass...

jakota by Tom-Ron June 21, 2007

Jakoma 

An soul deprived, black hearted demon drawn from the depths of hell in the shape of an indian to bug the hell out of his room mates with talk of butthole and penises. Fag

"Man all he doe is talk about buttholes. Must be a Jakoma"

Jakoma by Mwuhahahahahahahaha November 5, 2011

Jakomäki 

Hidden land between puistola and vaarala

Jakomäki is a dangerous place with crackheads and people with knifes.

Nobody lives there by their own choice.

Me: I got stabbed yesternday in Jakomäki
Friend: No wonder. I'd rather live in Korso than in Jakomäki

Jakomäki by Sneaky motherfucker April 25, 2019

Jakdkak 

jak-dih-kak; verb. The act of spasming out of laughter in a violent but humorous way.

Gavin, you jakdkaked all over the place

she had a jakdkak moment

Jakdkak by Tehswagcat March 8, 2020

jakoah 

Jakoah is preferably a guys name. It's unique and tells you a lot about the person. They're kind, caring, always there for you and are hilarious. Trust me, if you ever meet someone by the name of "Jakoah", shoot your shot. :)

"Hey man, who's this?"
"Oh!, This is my friend Jakoah, he's great!!"

jakoah by 0pt1m1z3 August 14, 2021

jakoba 

The best bro ever. some people want to be him, but he dosent let that get to his head.

Wish i could be like jakoba

jakoba by dododdo12 October 5, 2013

jakobables 

the best youtuber ever

me: go sub to jakobables
some dumbass: no
me: *SLOWLY KILLS THAT DUMBASS*

jakobables by KGamer On YT September 9, 2019