Jakeball

A derogatory term popular amung South Scotland to describe an individual who as a result of extreme alcoholism has became outcast by society.

My friend Sara is such a jakeball she chugged 7 black russians and dry humped the Buckingham Palace gates. What an embarassment.

by JuicyOliwia69 May 14, 2016

Jakia

A wonderful ; spiritual person . Who loves seeing people smile ; always have a huge smile on her face . Is a confident person and love to laugh . Amazing personality and cute .

Oh yea ; that's Jakia . Her crazy ass .

by Boo_boo November 2, 2013

Jakepaulerosis

A disease which was caused by a cancerous male named Jake Paul. It usually infects children under 13 and there is no cure. If you have been infected, please visit a doctor. The side effects include:

•Dabbing
•Jake Paul obsession
•Attraction to Jake Paul merch

*Approved by the McSupremer

Doctor: It seems like you have been infected with Jakepaulerosis.
Boy: How bad is it?
Doctor: Very bad...

by McSupreme December 17, 2017

Jakia

The most craziest girl ever.(in a good way)
Goofy as hell

Acts like she’s 4–yet curses like a sailor.
You’ll never regret having a Jakiaas a friend. :))

“WAIT JAKIA, DONT KILL HIM!! YOU DONT WANNA GO BACK TO JUVENILE DO YOU?!”

“I love you, Jakia”

by Kayla0426 December 29, 2018

jakevia

A type of girl that love and care for you no matter what. She's very supportive, gives great advice, so freaking beautiful, have pretty brown eyes,classy young lady, funny ,and smart. She knows how to make people smile when they are down. Totally different from other people who feels intimidated. She's a very quiet and observant girl. She has good heart and very known for her great personality that she carry.

You are so lucky to have a Jakevia because she's good person to be around.

by youngkevia31 July 8, 2017

JakeBaked

Where someone gets so high on drugs (most commonly LSD) , they start tripping so badly they think their name is 'Jake' and start acting weirdly. If this happens too often, then they may change their name to Jake because they are accustomed to that name. However, it is unknown why the name 'Jake' is used.

Person 1) Ah man, Tom got totally JakeBaked last night!
Person 2) Ikr!

by toastface5 April 30, 2013

Jakia

Jakia loves to see people happy and will do almost anything for them . She also has friends that envy her and knows her very well .

Jakia is very beautiful and sweet .

Jakia said "..."

Oh yeah that sounds like Jakia

Jakia you look cute today

" thanks boo you look better though."

by That_one_girlygirl November 2, 2019