jagerdactyls

The act of dropping a shot of Jagermeister into a glass filled with the energy drink Red Bull and imbibing sai concoction. Not to be confused with beerosaurus rexes or vodkaraptors.

Dude, at Frankie J's last night, I must have slayed about 7 or 8 Jagerdactyls. I found boots of +4 drunknisity. It's a rare drop.

by marc rosenbaum September 22, 2005

Jägerdew

A cocktail made with 1 oz of Jägermeister and 4 oz of Mountain Dew.

Dude, I just totally slammed that Jägerdew.

by Curt Mast July 22, 2011

Jaggered

Past tense; The act of doing your best Mick Jagger impersonation in public.

"I Jaggered so hard last night that I broke my watch!"

by Deertay March 16, 2008

Jagerade

Jagerade©, is a delicious alcoholic beverage created by Jasper E. Preston in Marietta Ga, in 2009.

to create "Jasper's original Jagerade©"

1part Gatorade
1 part jagermeister

aye man, you got some gatorade and jager? I'm going to make some of "JASPER'S ORIGINAL JAGERADE©"

by BigUnc December 24, 2009

jaggered

horny, aroused, sexually attracted to a person, to have a boner, to desire something greatly,to be turned on immensely, an erection,

(EX1):I am so jaggered for some Peanut Butter and Jelly.

(EX2):I am so jaggered for some of his bratwurst.

(EX3):I am so jaggered for that tan, hot stud from california.

(EX4): I am jaggered for a ham and bacon sandwich.

by Brennan and Chelsea March 25, 2008

Jaggered

When you're disappointed and start screaming at the tv because that siege is fucked

Dude I'm jaggered honestly I shot him.

by SaintNibba September 12, 2017

javered

Used to describe an injury where the pain is tolerable but still bad enough that it imobilozes you. A sprained ankle is a javered ankle whereas a broken ankle is just broken. When applied to an inanimate object javered means broken, no longer works, can not be repaired. If a javered object turns out to be fixable then it was never javered in the first place, it was just fucked. To javer something is to break something but as when applied to your self does not mean to break.

Gill: Watch me as I run through this brick wall Guy
Guy: Don't do that, it will not end well
Gill: You're right Guy, it did not end well and not my clavicle is javered and I am layer here on the floor in agonising pain

by Shweb0110 October 27, 2015