jacksie towel

A towel with a shit streak. Occurs when drying your anus that was inadequately washed.

Steve hung up his jacksie towel on Nellie's clothesline, shit streak out for all to admire.

by Gnub Jist September 9, 2016

jacksie punch

a short hard punch to the arse

he bent over just after insulting me so I delivered a jacksie punch as a favour

by Michelle Blatchford January 19, 2004

Jackism

A Jackism is a word or turn of phrase used by Colonel Jack O'Neill int the television series 'Stargate: SG-1'. Common Jackisms are listed below, but there are others.

Jackisms:

'Ya think?'

'Good morning campers.'

'For crying out loud...'

by Silentiea October 10, 2006

Jacksionary

An awesome website with all the interesting, random, stupid answers for your open questions. Got questions? Request & ask, the Jacksionary?

person 1: Why is the sky blue?
person 2: Ask the Jacksionary!

by Brad Three April 10, 2011

Jacksio

A loser memer kid. He's shy and and asshole. But if you ever have an relationship with a Jacksio, he's the most caring,'committed person. The totally opposite when he's with his friends. There's two sides to Jacksio. Be lucky if you get to see both sides

Omg he such a Jacksio.

by Bitchy Whore October 16, 2016

jackyistoxic

A very bad valorant player. Hardstuck iron and can not get out. A JACKYISTOXIC is like el chapo in jail.

I don't want to demote, but JACKYISTOXIC is in my game. I will have to try my best to get the most kills so that I won't lose as much arrows.

by Shirtless Greg November 10, 2020

Jacksimp

A male, normally ages 13 - 21, who thinks that Viggo Mortensen breaking his toes in The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers 2002 movie adaptation, by Peter Jackson is the greatest thing to happen in the histoy of cinema, and ignores every single aspect of the movies that somewhat goes against or directly contradict JRR Tolkiens writing and storytelling. Some even go so far to insult and undermine Tolkien's son Christopher, who continued editing and publishing his fathers unfinished works for 4 decades, and has expressed extreme disdain for Jackson's movies.

A known breeding ground for Jacksimps is r/LOTRmemes.

Man, people who read the first 3 chapters of Lord of the Rings and stop because the pacing is slower than the movies are real Jacksimps.

by PhoenixTrite September 28, 2020