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Jacobphobia

I started gipping because I saw Jacob today. I think I have Jacobphobia
by Me12345555 October 17, 2023
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Jackoffphobia

Fear of people who masturbate privately or publicly with their hands or any other tool.
(beating their meat, waddling their widdle, scuffing their meatballs, rubbing the mouse hole)
1. "Emily stop being Jackoffphoic! We all know you used to do it!" - Emily's friend

2. The man walked into an Italian deli, he saw that a black man was wanking his spaghetti and he ran away, the man thought he was racist, when he was jackoffphobic, sorry tyrone.

3. A man watched Tom And Jerry and saw that Tom was sticking his fist into the Jerry's mouse hole (in the wall) and switched the TV off running away from the house, this man is experiencing jackoffphobia.
by Masturphile July 9, 2016
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jacksonphobia

Timmy has Jacksonphobia.
by Jackson is scary March 30, 2021
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jacksonphobia

Having a fear of michael jackson
Hey Timmy, i have jacksonphobia.
by Jackson is scary March 30, 2021
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jackphobia

Fear of losing yo boyfriend jack he said he was gonna cheat on you and you wanna die
oh shit my mans jack left me i have jackphobia
by ballsofanigga April 5, 2022
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jarophobia

the fear of being placed into a glass jar and being ejaculated onto.
Amy has the biggest case of jarophobia I've ever seen.
by Tinotin1 November 17, 2020
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Jacksaphobia

An extremely rare and uncommon fear of a Jackson Loomis.
My friend and I discovered we had jacksaphobia while interacting with a Jackson Loomis
by JordanLipscomb March 15, 2021
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