Jackarita

A smokin' hot female bartender at a local restaurant (Jack Astor's). Works along side the Jackalope. Originated from the house name for a margarita.

Hey, check out that bartender!

She's too hot to be a bartender, she's a "Jackarita"!

by Jackalope Hunter April 1, 2010

Jackermitting

The act of masturbating and ejaculating into an oven mitt with your mother's panties tied to your head to blind yourself.

Dude, I felt so good jackermitting yesterday.

by Falcon896 December 27, 2009

Jackermitten

The state of being surprised after masturbating and ejaculating into an oven mitt with your mother's panties wrapped over your eyes to blind yourself.

Dude, I was so jackermitten yesterday when my mom walked into my room while I was Jackermitting

by Falcon896 December 27, 2009

jackfroster

1)n. One who enjoys sexual congress with baked goods, confections, pastries, etc.

Come 'ere cupcake, this jackfroster's got some banana-nut creme filling for ya!

Eww! Like that jackfroster from American Pie.

by Alienthropologist October 22, 2004

jackfrost

n. When a girl sticks a ice cube up your ass while giving you a blow job.

Your mother gives the best jackfrosts.

by dec0de October 26, 2003

Jackfrit

one who performs the act of being a "dini"; otherwise know as a retarded person that falls up stairs.

Way to fall up the stairs you jackfrit!

by Sir Whompus January 18, 2010

jack fruit

When, after hitting it from behind, a man gets either chafed testicles or STDs that either swell or cause redness of the testicles.

Damn, that girl I fucked last night had so many piercings she gave me some jack fruit!

by Noic August 29, 2018