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Jackshaw

An adjective to describe the attribute of chaotic beauty. Used only in sentences describing a person, place, thing, or event that exists or is created haphazardly, dangerously, yet brilliantly in a fashion that works better, looks better, and is generally more successful than anything that meets the standards of society.
Example 1

Person 1: How can we make this backpacking trip as jackshaw as possible?
Person 2: We stop thinking and go.

Person 1: I don't know if we should cross that bridge man, half of the planks are falling off, there are snakes on it, and you have a broken leg. This whole thing situation is pretty jackshaw.
Person 2: Fuck you.

Person 1: I just won a Pulitzer Prize for the novel I wrote about the adventure we survived 10 years ago! Fighting tigers, kissing natives, swinging on vines to escape hungry Howler monkeys, breaking bones and crossing decrepit bridges, I couldn't even make up that adventure if I tried.
Person 2: Cheers. *takes shot of bourbon*

Example 2

Wow, that Urban Dictionary definition is pretty jackshaw, but I kinda like it.
by tyq July 16, 2014
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jackshart

the act of soiling one's pants while vomiting. From the slang "hit the jackpot", to vomit; and "shart", to soil one's pants.
My friend jacksharted after a heavy night of drinking
by Icarus Kraven May 8, 2006
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Jackassaniacal (JAK-ASS-A-NIAH-KAL)

A person or persons who are literally crazy or literally a maniac about acting like a Jack Ass !
A "Jackassaniacal (JAK-ASS-A-NIAH-KAL)" person constantly loves to go the extra mile to be not only annoying or a nuisance,but makes sure that everyone around them is not only uncomfortable around them but goes out of their way to act like a selfish baby or jack ass simultaneously while being a pain in the ass at the same time.
by Darizzle7 July 3, 2011
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jackshack

A semi-private location used to relieve one's self while on Big Brother 7/AllStars.
Howie and Mike both used the jackshack because they needed to get their rocks off.
by JeremyTTU August 2, 2006
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jackassalope

A MALE person who acts in assholish ways and makes a complete jackass of himself like the ass of a donkey and an antelope mix that acts kinda niggerish.
Kenny was in the "hood" today acting like a jackassalope!
by freakin rican May 16, 2009
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Jackassavant

Savant- person who exhibits exceptional skill or brilliance in some limited field.
Someone who is such a huge jackass that they are in the savant realm of being a Jackass
Joe: What did Scott do to piss you off.
Fred: Don't even get me started on that Jackassavant.
by APTAP2 November 5, 2007
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jackassaful

Used to describe a noun that is unpredictably stupid.
Dude you TV show is so stupid.
No it is jackassaful.
by Gillz96 October 29, 2011
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