jack wagon

A hardcore bandwaggoner. Someone who hops on trends very quickly and without knowing what they mean or represent. Usually a huge poser as well as a tool.

Conor: Dude Jack just came to school with a bulls SnapBack on and he couldn't name one player on the bulls.
Robert: What a jack wagon!

Conor: Jack ordered a bunch of odd future clothes and when I asked him to name one person from odd future besides Tyler he said Nate Dogg. Are you fucking kidding me
Daniel: Thats because he is a huge jack wagon

by Lpsweens January 12, 2012

jack wagon

receptacle for semen. insult meaning multiple ejaculations were released into said "jack wagon"

That jack wagon has a serious attitude problem.

by phabineus December 26, 2010

jack wagon

Word affectionately used by the BEST Funcle.

"Stop being a jack wagon Brody!" -Uncle Josh

by Funcle's Sister-In-Law April 19, 2018

Jack Wagon

slang insult commonly used to describe a ridiculous, nonsensical idiot. The term originated in the west being used to describe the transportation system for prostitutes , hoes, tricks , scalawags, bitches and nappy headed hoes

Out west you better not get caught out in the Jack wagon.

by Charliefyffe December 12, 2018

Jack Wagner

A racist person against yellow people for instance the simpsons

wow i did not know you were a jack wagner Joe

by fsfffsfdfsd July 27, 2020

jackwaggon

a giant dumbass who doesnt kno anything. would quite possibly get everyone killed because of his stupidity

man: bob what are you doing
bob: tryin to shoot that gas can
man: you damn jackwaggon

by awesometits56 October 26, 2010

Jackwagon

(noun)
-A vulgar term used to describe a person whose opinion is held in very low regard and considered irrelevant.

- Worthless individual.

unfortunately This years Presidential candidate is a total jackwagon.

by DEADMEAT October 28, 2020