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Jack Bauer Power Hour

The timeslot where "24" is televised. Literally, an hour (minus commercials) of Jack Bauer (bad-ass counter-terrorist agent played by Keifer Sutherland) using his power (knocking off the bad guys in bad-ass ways).
Dude, want to head downtown, have a few beers and grab some tail?

What are you, nuts? Jack Bauer Power Hour's on! I don't even answer the phone!
by Zipster May 16, 2005
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Jack Bauer Power Shower

A super quick shower that Jack Bauer is forced to fit into a commercial break along with a Jack Bauer Power Dump during 24, as to not miss out on any of the terrorist ass-kicking.
I had to take a Jack Bauer Power Shower to clean the terrorist blood off me before my date.
by terroristasskicker February 17, 2010
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Jack Bauer Power Hour

Jack Bauer Power Hour (aka the best damn time of the week) occurs monday nights (or any other time of the week as long as you have an episode of 24, including commercial break (so you get the full 60 minutes)) where a shot of beer is taken for every minute Jack is in the field. If Jack is in the field kicking ass and putting his life on the line to save the US, we can at least show some respect by drinking some beer. God Bless Jack Bauer.
Hot Chick: Hey babe, wanna come out with me and my sorority girlfriends Monday night for some drinks?
Man: Fuck that, 24 is on and I have Jack Bauer Power Hour. Besides, sorority chicks are bitches.
by SneakyFoot March 2, 2010
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Jack Bauer Power Hour

During the show 24 instead of taking a shot every time jack says dammit, everyone I know takes a sip of beer every time they say Jack or Bauer, and 2 drinks for every time they say Jack Bauer
by Saaahker February 5, 2009
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Captain Morgan Power Jack

The act of placing one's leg up in a way so as to mirror the pose of the 17th-century Welsh privateer of the Caribbean, Sir Henry Morgan while masturbating, without pants, or otherwise miming masturbatory motions as a flex.
"After no-scoping a n00b, they turned to their opponent and did an el cap power jack (Captain Morgan Power Jack) to celebrate the achievement. It was completely uncalled for. "
by El Cappy "Power Jack" Morgan January 16, 2021
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Power Jack

Beating your meat in a rapid, and often unforgiving manner, which results in a quick and large warm load of cum.
I Power Jacked in the face of Pam Portwood
by Alex122 July 15, 2005
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Jackowell

Jackson: “Dude me and Leah’s cousin Maren totally banged last night
Vinnie: “Bro you are such a jackowell”
by thedictionaire47 February 23, 2025
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