Jack O' Lantern

When you take a power drill and screw out the inside of your penis and take the shavings put them in a girls vagina and over the course of a week as it seeps out you eat it.

Ah dude me and her Jack O' Lanterned with her so hard!

by Jimbob Dandelian November 11, 2010

jack-o-lantern

An exquistite way to carve pumpkins during the halloween season. Many have elaborate designs. They bring wonder and fright to all who view them.

scary pumpkin...scary pumpkin....scary pumpkin..........funny pumpkin....jack-o-lantern

by lalalalalalallal May 1, 2006

jack-o-lantern

A person.Mainly male. Owning a display of screwed teeth.

"His face looks like a busted-up Jack-o-Lantern!"

by Mercedes February 13, 2004

jack-o-lantern

carved pumpkins made on the holiday of halloween.

i made a super scary jack-o-lantern this year.

by bl9 boi July 7, 2009

Jack-O-Lantern

A female stripper with a very bad set of teeth. Her teeth represent the carved mouth of a Halloween jack-o-lantern pumpkin.

Man this chick has a straight up jack-o-lantern grill. She a jack-o-lantern!

by Bigjeepdriva May 28, 2017

Jack-O-Lantern

An iconic symbol of Halloween that 9 times out of 10, ends up smashed in your driveway by a group of assholes before the night is over

Me: Did you see the jack-o-lantern I carved, I did a great job on it!
Friend: Yeah, I did see it, it's all over the driveway in front of your car
Me: GOD DAMMIT!!

by Metallicajunkie October 4, 2018

Jack-O-Lantern

The act of lighting a match and sticking it up a humans anus.

Person A: So, I heard that Alfredo and Chris did a Jack-o-lantern last night.

Person B: Really? Ouch. How'd he handle it?

Person A: Yeah, Chris couldn't sit right all day today. He kept going to the bathroom with a bottle of aloe vera

by Esteban Estevez October 31, 2011