japping

to act as if you were someone from Japan, to act Japanese. Used and created by WatchMinister.

"Damnit, edited, stop japping around."

by Q-A July 26, 2003

japping

A new horrific craze sweeping the nation from small children to German underground bondage sex shows. What be this sickness I hear you ask. It's the painful and unholy act of shoving objects (dildo's if you will) down one's jap eye.

It is in no way recomended and will leave lasting damage both physical and psychological.

"See that tree branch? I'll bet that makes for some good japping!"

"Sorry I didn't answer the phone Tom, I was too busy japping one.. pencil's are sharp."

by Alex J J September 5, 2008

japping

‘japping’ is a word combination the can be used when you want to say that you’re joking/ capping.

person1 : yoo milk tastes so good yum

person2 : ew no who likes milk
person1 : HA im japping dawg milk sucks

by bellaaxo January 18, 2021

Japping

is sexual activity that takes place in shared accommodation such as hotels in the presence of a sleeping room-mate or work colleague. The sexual activity needs to be sufficiently athletic and arousing to the receiving participant in order to gain adequate noise levels to facilitate the waking up of the sleeping colleague in order for ‘japping’ to occur.

Without alarming your blissfully unaware partner for the evening, and without breaking your rhythm. You make eye contact with your room-mate, and pre-empting any offers of assistance you silence the puzzled individual with a ‘Shhhhhh!’ and carry on as if your now awake, and some-what confused voyeur was not there.

I brought a girl back to the hotel last night and woke my room mate with the noise, I had to use my best japping skills to stop him before he thought he could join in or spoil my night.

by Treaclemaster April 27, 2015

jasping

Jasping is Welsh code for shagging sheep. Typically this act involves the use of Wellington Boots.

i was jasping for air, in the way my grandfather taught me.

by Yav69 July 23, 2017

Japping

Your partner will smash a glass and insert a shard of glass into the mans erect penis via the jap's eye (urethral opening). They'll then make you cum, the sensation is orgasmic, bloody and painful all at the same time.

I hear Old John loves a good Japping on a Wednesday night

by RoundHouseCV July 17, 2023

japping

The act of forcefully switching ones ethnicity to Japanese.
Often requires restraint of the jappee, requires numerous hours of "convincing"
chair sold separately

person 1: look at that asian guy over there
person 2: oh yeah, i know him. I just released him from the 8 hour japping session
person 1: I wanna jap that girl :)

by foreskin_farm32 February 5, 2024