Jabronie

A Jabronie is the guy/girl you want to be. It's that person that everyone likes picks up all the chicks/dudes, and loves to party hard on occasions. Jabronies also play the chillest sports such as Lacrosse, Hockey, Soccer etc....

Yo if you don't know what a Jabronie is yet you need to hop on the Jabronie Pony.

by A True Jabronie July 18, 2011

Jabronie

A funkadelic Tony traveler. A desert groover, a dancefloor destroyer.

The Jabronies were out in full force! Hev city!

by Vavavuu April 6, 2017

Jabronie

To steal somthing un-important, such as a seat.

If two of my friends were sitting on a bench and one got up. I'de Jabronie their seat; I stole their seat.

by RjDizzle April 15, 2006

Jabronie

The right hook to the jaw which causes a knockout.

“Quit that old shite talk before i give you a jabronie”

by Paddy Hughes August 22, 2018

Jabronie

Lord Jamar

Shaq, Lord Jamars new name is Lord Jabronie

by Clerbz January 31, 2020

JaBronie

Dudes named Alec lmao

"No, bro, I don't want to educate myself on the perilous effects that corporate tax cuts have on the working class nor do I want to strengthen the flawed and underfunded American Safety Net."
"Chill, bro. You're being a JaBronie right now."

by MandemBronem February 7, 2021

Jabronie

A person who walks into Baskin-Robbins and chooses vanilla.

This jabronie, ok the total is 5.45….. fuckin jabronie

by Caplo November 10, 2021