jwilf

Stands for jehovah's witnesses i'd like to fuck.

i saw very nice jwilf the other day.

by morooooooooooooon January 31, 2010

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by why the fuuuuuuu November 6, 2020

jwizz

Jacking off while pissing.

"Jack stop jwizzing on my bed!"

by yum dont eat that August 25, 2011

Jwillyurm

A quality ginger. Tall muscular and clapped. Sometimes he can be whipped by his bird(Lauren) but when he realises this he likes to assert his dominance as the big man of the relationship. He is a truelu romantic male and likes to tell girls he loves them back.

Person 1: you are so whipped
Person 2: if only I knew how to assert dominance like a jwillyurm

by weloveminecraft April 3, 2019

JWITP

John Whistle In The Pants.

To JWITP means to poop in your pants. The term originates from back before toilets were domestically available. John Whistle's cunning thought of installing toilets on buses that followed routes, allowing the public to hop on a to drop a deuce.

Will: "What's up Stan, you're walking weird"
Stan: "I've JWITP again, sorry m8"

by wjrh July 22, 2019

jwitiwbh

The acronym for the expression "just when i thought i would be happy".

Oh man, jwitiwbh

by Nayoca July 31, 2021

Jwismer

A pretty white boy who lives life on the fast lane and loves polish girls.

oh look at that hot polish girl, hide the jwismer.

by El Cangriman October 27, 2010