jowney car

An old school car, usually from the 70's, such as an El Camino, Monte Carlo, Chevelle, etc. It's seen mostly in the ghetto, with flashy rims and grill accents, but is primarily a stock-restored version of the classic.

"Hey Nick, check out that orange jowney car!"

by jakkigmf February 20, 2009

Jonno time

When your time is so screwed up you think time stands still, thinking you have only been 5mins to go to the shops but really 5 weeks have gone by...

"im around the corner" no his actually 2 hours away, "5mins minutes bro" nope his actually 1 hour away

ARGHHHHH ACTUALLY IM STILL WAITING NOW !!!!!!!!!!

Guy 1: "hey how long you going to be"
Guy 2: "5mins"
Guy 1:"Jonno time?"
Guy 2: "Yeah"
Guy 1: "see you next weekend then"
Guy 2: "don't wait up"

by AwwSheeet June 27, 2010

Jownership

When someone called whose name starts 'Jo' e.g. Joe/Jo/Joanna/Joan takes control of a situation.

Hey Joe it would be great if you could take jownership of this for me

by plaice holder July 5, 2018

Big Jono

When you do something that Jono would do, it's a big Jono moment

Did you hear about the guy who fell in the pool?
Yeah, it was a Big Jono moment.

by Yeetist Deakinist Monk August 20, 2020

Jowo

When you say owo so many times that it becomes part of your name

If you say owo too much, you'll become a Jowo!

by randomduder69 June 2, 2021

Jonno

A person of the male gender who is so ridiculously/ extremely hot/ handsome/ good looking that he can make any female wet just by looking at her. Jonnos are known the world over for having the biggest schlongs on average by at least a meter to their closest rivals. Their dongs commonly go by the name of "Russell The One-Eyed Wonder Muscle or Borris The Fur Faced Chicken." They generally have a wingman starting with the letter "B" who is mostly a massive mong with an elfish appearance. Jonnos live for DA BOIZ and follow the rules of "The Bro Code" by the book. You think you're hot?... you obviously haven't met a Jonno yet. They are built like a God and would make Jesus himself cream his pants. They have the rare ability to turn lesbians straight, so watch out Rebecca Black. Jonnos are renowned for their lewse getting abilities and just generally ripping the shit up out of any d-floor which is graced by their presence. Some say that Jonnos are as a whole the greatest football players on the planet, so Ronaldo, Messi and Nico get fucked.

Blake: "Fuck Jonno's a lewse cannon."
Nico: "I know brah and have you seen his dong?"
Huss: "Have you seen my fucking pies?"
Nico: "STFU and answer my question..."
Huss: Nah i haven't seen his knob but word on the street is it's longer than the street..."
Blake " I heard it's named Russell the one-eyed wonder muscle?"
Nico: "I heard it was called Borris the fur-faced chicken?"
Huss: "I couldn't care less i just want a fucking pie with some tomatie sauce!"?

by BK DA MONG May 23, 2011

jono theo

A fucking retard dickhead. No body fucking likes him but he still thinks he is so cool when he will always be a fat fuck

Don’t be a Jono theo

by Ihatejonotheoharidishesacunt March 28, 2019