Johnbot

One who typically does not care & always finds the best out of the situation.

Geez, Johnbot is going mayhem wouldn’t ya say!?

by Allie’s ex boyfriend October 4, 2017

Johnrobbed

Covering theatrical flats with wallpaper, after refusing to accept the inevitability of having to paint them and using substandard ply covering that is not suitable for painting.

I’ve made some flats out of shit ply so now I’m going to have to cover them in wallpaper. The flats have been Johnrobbed

by Theannoyinglampie July 29, 2021

Johnrobbed

The swift unloading of any item from a HGV using a pallet stacker to catapult said item to the floor. Will always result in damage to said item and risk to life.

“Why is all that cable ramp on the floor and why is that stillage snapped?” “Ahh, it’s been Johnrobbed”

by Theannoyinglampie July 29, 2021

Johnboy

Having an elevated level of self confidence for no reason. Interrupts any story you tell just to point out how he did that better.

"Yo this dude came up when I was doing a shot and interrupted me to tell me how my drink choice is retarded then started a fight what fucking johnboy"

by Pumagriff June 14, 2018

Johnboys

Referring to the first names of the 2004 John Kerry and John Edwards presidential ticket.

I'm not crazy about Bush, but I'm not sure I'll vote for the Johnboys, either.

by Missy August 24, 2004

jonbob

A high being. Can morph into anything and go anywhere he wants. If he wants, he can destroy anyone within a 15m radius.

Ashraf: Hey, have you seen Jonbob!
Nick: Yeah, he destroyed my family!
Ashraf: Cool!

by wi.jhn March 2, 2021

JohnRobertdean

The only one that is truly the reason money and love is so lucky.

He is good luck and blesses everyone with a good mans prescences.

Simply the Ω1

I honestly would be able to be normal if I was a johnrobertdean
That is just the highest honor.
-The president of the us government

by TheΩ one June 9, 2022