"I have a JK Rowling relationship with JK Rowling. I love her books about Harry Potter, but I hate her as an individual."
by BFD98 August 2, 2021
A transphobe or a TERF.
"What's up with Geoff? He had the right hump at work today."
"We did inclusivity training regarding pronouns, and he's a friend of JK Rowling."
"Ah, gotcha. I'll be sure to they/them Geoff next time I see them."
"We did inclusivity training regarding pronouns, and he's a friend of JK Rowling."
"Ah, gotcha. I'll be sure to they/them Geoff next time I see them."
by Jenny Tals July 28, 2022
'jk' is short for joking, kind of like 'lol' in a way, then 'rowling' is rolling on floor laughing (rofl). so together it means im just joking and laughing my head off with the added pun of being j.k rowling the famous author.
by flingo45 November 8, 2013
A phrase used when you wish to trick another into believing that someone (fictional or otherwise) is dead, when they really are not. Derived from the conclusion of Harry Potter's 7th installment, in which the author declares in so many words,
"Hey guys, our Hero is dead!!
...jk I fooled ya'all :)"
"Hey guys, our Hero is dead!!
...jk I fooled ya'all :)"
Tom: Dude last night your mom had a stroke after I was through with her.
Mike: ...
Tom: Don't worry man! JK Rowling!
Mike: ...
Tom: Don't worry man! JK Rowling!
by Tomi the Heffa June 21, 2010
1. A genius
2. The goddess of the Harry Potter community.
3. An extremely successful writer, most famous for her series Harry Potter, which is a book series about a wizard who manages to have relationship issues, indirectly kill some of his best friend's siblings, and be a stereotypical angsty teenager along with defeating the most powerful wizard of all time. Go figure.
2. The goddess of the Harry Potter community.
3. An extremely successful writer, most famous for her series Harry Potter, which is a book series about a wizard who manages to have relationship issues, indirectly kill some of his best friend's siblings, and be a stereotypical angsty teenager along with defeating the most powerful wizard of all time. Go figure.
1. JK Rowling is a genius!
2. Oh, great JK Rowling! Please accept my offering....*mails Harry/Draco fan fiction to her*
3. Harry Potter: Oh...I am so sad! Why is everyone so dead? And why am I so stupid???!!!!
2. Oh, great JK Rowling! Please accept my offering....*mails Harry/Draco fan fiction to her*
3. Harry Potter: Oh...I am so sad! Why is everyone so dead? And why am I so stupid???!!!!
by SongGirl August 29, 2013
The ultimate of all ultimate roast. Unimaginable power. If used not just the multiverse but the entire reality with all multiverses would cease to exist leaving an empty pitch dark void. Used only if the user is out of any catchy comebacks. Even God would be erased. Only JK Rowling herself can use this roast without destroying the reality.
Tim: Ur mom gay
Mike: No u
Tim: ur granny tranny
Mike: ur ancestors incestors
Tim: That wont work on me faggot.
Mike: I have no choice but to use this
Tim: Yeah go on.
Mike: JK Rowling declares ur mom gay
*Tim screams in pain his body starts withering and then the planet explodes along with the universe, then multiverse and other multiverses . God starts fading away and there was nothing left. Just an empty dark void.
Mike: No u
Tim: ur granny tranny
Mike: ur ancestors incestors
Tim: That wont work on me faggot.
Mike: I have no choice but to use this
Tim: Yeah go on.
Mike: JK Rowling declares ur mom gay
*Tim screams in pain his body starts withering and then the planet explodes along with the universe, then multiverse and other multiverses . God starts fading away and there was nothing left. Just an empty dark void.
by Saitama 777 February 15, 2021
by nobruhwhy July 3, 2021