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'jk' is short for joking, kind of like 'lol' in a way, then 'rowling' is rolling on floor laughing (rofl). so together it means im just joking and laughing my head off with the added pun of being j.k rowling the famous author.
"Wow he's really hot"

"Um are you being serious"
"No hahahaha I'm jk rowling you"
by flingo45 November 8, 2013
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1. A genius

2. The goddess of the Harry Potter community.

3. An extremely successful writer, most famous for her series Harry Potter, which is a book series about a wizard who manages to have relationship issues, indirectly kill some of his best friend's siblings, and be a stereotypical angsty teenager along with defeating the most powerful wizard of all time. Go figure.
1. JK Rowling is a genius!

2. Oh, great JK Rowling! Please accept my offering....*mails Harry/Draco fan fiction to her*

3. Harry Potter: Oh...I am so sad! Why is everyone so dead? And why am I so stupid???!!!!
by SongGirl August 28, 2013
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Jk Rowling: Dumbledore is gay

Me: Bruh
by nobruhwhy July 3, 2021
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Staunchly religious.
Hym “Norm Macdonald blew up at a comedian (while he was hosting a game show) for insinuating that JK Rowling wasn’t religious claiming that she was staunchly religious and that she can be quoted (and I’m paraphrasing) saying that if you can’t see the religious iconography that aren’t really watching. Leave it to what’s-his-face to not know what he’s talking about... Again... And he’s crying because he feels bad for himself not because he’s just oh so compassionate.”
by Hym Iam September 30, 2022
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the biggest cunt ever (transphobic, antisemitic, racist, ableist, what fucking not)
by l.wekhypsd8oimjl;km,. May 17, 2023
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Liking a person's work (music, art, literature, movie, etc.), but hating the person
"I have a JK Rowling relationship with JK Rowling. I love her books about Harry Potter, but I hate her as an individual."
by BFD98 August 2, 2021
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The ultimate of all ultimate roast. Unimaginable power. If used not just the multiverse but the entire reality with all multiverses would cease to exist leaving an empty pitch dark void. Used only if the user is out of any catchy comebacks. Even God would be erased. Only JK Rowling herself can use this roast without destroying the reality.
Tim: Ur mom gay

Mike: No u
Tim: ur granny tranny
Mike: ur ancestors incestors
Tim: That wont work on me faggot.
Mike: I have no choice but to use this
Tim: Yeah go on.
Mike: JK Rowling declares ur mom gay
*Tim screams in pain his body starts withering and then the planet explodes along with the universe, then multiverse and other multiverses . God starts fading away and there was nothing left. Just an empty dark void.
by Saitama 777 February 15, 2021
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