by cmonkey October 5, 2007
Get the jenius mug.A bulge in any pair of jeans, or jean shorts, which appears as if a penis is causing said bulge. May be found on men's or women's pants.
by Skwerl Master September 13, 2005
Get the jeanus mug.A very smart Jewish person, or a "jewish genius." Usually used to describe a jewish person sarcastically when they are being less than intelligent.
Jeremy is a jewnius for taking a shot on his own basket.
Jillian is a jewnius for taking that much adderall.
Jillian is a jewnius for taking that much adderall.
by francis4thewin October 26, 2009
Get the Jewnius mug.The unfortunate protrusion of excess pant material when sitting, resulting from loose-fitting pants. Often mistaken for an erection by passers-by; may result in mockery, flattery, or just plain embarassment.
"Wow, nice jeanis you've got going on there, Tom"
"Shit! These pants are the worst for that.... or are they....?"
"Shit! These pants are the worst for that.... or are they....?"
by NeiLiO October 12, 2007
Get the Jeanis mug.A genius waiting to be recognized. One who may not be a true genius but is a Jenius in some way, shape or form.
Ready for success.
Ready for success.
There is a storefront jenius in all of us. That cockacoo be a storefront jenius, check him out, Tatiana. Hold up Sven, this be the workings of a storefront jenius.
by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits November 14, 2007
Get the Storefront Jenius mug.n. A hollow bulge in the crotch region of a girl's pants (the same area where a penis would be located on a man). As a girl walks or sits and crosses her legs, this area of the pants will bunch together in said bulge. A jeanus is typically caused by oversized or oddly fitted pants.
Grr! I can't get this part of my pants to lay flat! I have this hideously HUGE jeanus!
This pants are way to big. They give me a jeanus.
Now that I've lost weight, all my pants make me look like a hermaphrodite. I need new ones that don't give me a jeanus.
Guy 1: Dude, what's in Sarah's pants?
Guy 2: Nothing, that's just her jeanus.
This pants are way to big. They give me a jeanus.
Now that I've lost weight, all my pants make me look like a hermaphrodite. I need new ones that don't give me a jeanus.
Guy 1: Dude, what's in Sarah's pants?
Guy 2: Nothing, that's just her jeanus.
by The one & only "Balla Baby" January 25, 2005
Get the jeanus mug.Derived from Denisse meaning:
1. The most gorgeous person in the entire world. No man is good enough to have her. and eternally lucky is the one who obtains her. She was put on this earth to be worshiped, loved and adored, and nobody could ever adore her more then santos. She is a goddess on earth, the next world wonder. Denisse can never be matched, nor replaced, for she is just so perfect, that no other girl could possibly surpass her. she is everything a guy could ever ask for, and so much more. <3
And derived from Jeannette too:
2. usually means the child of God... but when applied to women means very sexual, beautiful, and seductive
1. The most gorgeous person in the entire world. No man is good enough to have her. and eternally lucky is the one who obtains her. She was put on this earth to be worshiped, loved and adored, and nobody could ever adore her more then santos. She is a goddess on earth, the next world wonder. Denisse can never be matched, nor replaced, for she is just so perfect, that no other girl could possibly surpass her. she is everything a guy could ever ask for, and so much more. <3
And derived from Jeannette too:
2. usually means the child of God... but when applied to women means very sexual, beautiful, and seductive
1. That girl is so out of your league... is she a Denisse?
2. Jeannette is beautiful!
3. Beauty's definition is Jeanisse!
2. Jeannette is beautiful!
3. Beauty's definition is Jeanisse!
by Gabrielle125 April 12, 2009
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