jark

Verb. To calculate the amount of time it would take to have sex with a big monster with green fangs and angry feet whiles wearing swimming pads and condoms you stole from the german gay band eating some new flavor of noodles in their new shoes they got with all the money they made doing discount abortions and explosions. In Kilominutes.

I've never seen the formula for jarking before. I reckon someone'll find infinity before I see that.

by Dashel May 15, 2005

jark

a jackass jerk. what you say when you want to call someone a jackass and a jerk at the same time,
created by maddey miller =D

"dude, stop being such a jark!"

"ya JARK!!"

by maddey March 08, 2008

jarking off

masturbation haha funny word

i sure do love jarking off

by hahagayhaha May 07, 2021

Jark

A name originating in Alabama in the late 17th century, most commonly within redneck communities.

Hey! That guy is a red neck! His name must be Jark!

by Fred Nickleson February 27, 2024

Jarking

The act of masturbating yourself and also another man

Hey I just saw Joey V and Petey jarking each other on the 4th hole at Wood River

by Bigpoops August 31, 2021

Jark

This verb mean to vape through a piece of cloth, e.g. a sleeve

Hey Emma, do you mind if I hit your vape, I really need to jark.

by anonymous May 26, 2022

Jark

A breed mixed between a Jaehyun and Mark

“OooOh who’s that fine lookin man?”
“Seems as though we have a Jark.”

by Tthheenndd July 10, 2020