jark

Verb. To calculate the amount of time it would take to have sex with a big monster with green fangs and angry feet whiles wearing swimming pads and condoms you stole from the german gay band eating some new flavor of noodles in their new shoes they got with all the money they made doing discount abortions and explosions. In Kilominutes.
I've never seen the formula for jarking before. I reckon someone'll find infinity before I see that.
by Dashel May 13, 2005
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jark

a jackass jerk. what you say when you want to call someone a jackass and a jerk at the same time,
created by maddey miller =D
"dude, stop being such a jark!"

"ya JARK!!"
by maddey October 05, 2007
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jarking off

i sure do love jarking off
by hahagayhaha May 08, 2021
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Yew jark

its what nicks dad says...
Nicks dad: Nick, you got gum on my seat! Yew jark!

Nick: I got gum on my ass!
by Hey duud March 15, 2009
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jarks

Ey my sisters outtie was jarks for me

She was jarks for the teacher
by Spoooky March 07, 2022
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Jark

When 2 guys with foreskin dock each other.
Mark and Justin jark each other.
by Dixienormus1325 October 01, 2019
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Jark

Military slang word meaning, To modify (weaponry) to disadvantage; especially, to attach and use a tracking device to covertly monitor its (the weapon/device) location.
"Agent Nash, Jark a couple of those rifles and a laptop to give to our informant!"
by EnigmaticContessa October 01, 2019
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