Verb. To calculate the amount of time it would take to have sex with a big monster with green fangs and angry feet whiles wearing swimming pads and condoms you stole from the german gay band eating some new flavor of noodles in their new shoes they got with all the money they made doing discount abortions and explosions. In Kilominutes.
I've never seen the formula for jarking before. I reckon someone'll find infinity before I see that.
by Dashel May 13, 2005
a jackass jerk. what you say when you want to call someone a jackass and a jerk at the same time,
created by maddey miller =D
created by maddey miller =D
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Military slang word meaning, To modify (weaponry) to disadvantage; especially, to attach and use a tracking device to covertly monitor its (the weapon/device) location.
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