jark

Verb. To calculate the amount of time it would take to have sex with a big monster with green fangs and angry feet whiles wearing swimming pads and condoms you stole from the german gay band eating some new flavor of noodles in their new shoes they got with all the money they made doing discount abortions and explosions. In Kilominutes.

I've never seen the formula for jarking before. I reckon someone'll find infinity before I see that.

by Dashel May 15, 2005

jark

a jackass jerk. what you say when you want to call someone a jackass and a jerk at the same time,
created by maddey miller =D

"dude, stop being such a jark!"

"ya JARK!!"

by maddey March 8, 2008

jarking off

masturbation haha funny word

i sure do love jarking off

by hahagayhaha May 7, 2021

Jark

A name originating in Alabama in the late 17th century, most commonly within redneck communities.

Hey! That guy is a red neck! His name must be Jark!

by Fred Nickleson February 27, 2024

Jark

When 2 guys with foreskin dock each other.

Mark and Justin jark each other.

by Dixienormus1325 September 30, 2019

Jark

Jark

When someone offers an argument that is complete BS it’s a Jark.

Justin Clark jarked judge Chutkan on Donald Trumps role when it comes to an ex president and who holds the power of Executive Privilege

or

Bob jarked his girlfriend when he claimed he wasn’t cheating.

by Conrruption November 5, 2021

jark

a nazi

Hitler was the leader of the jarks.

by thatonebrunnette August 19, 2022