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Jalooper

A slang term for a women’s vagina
Did you hear about Tommy and Sarah.”
“Yeah I heard he put it in her JALOOPER”
by Thickdickdaddy27 April 15, 2020
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jellophobia

Fear of gelatin. The concept of jellophobia synthesizes an instinctual feeling and offers a potential solution to a conundrum: fear and acceptance.
Faces and hands are flattened into irregular gelatin bodies.

The eyes are closed and the hands are either opened or tightly closed.

Too many times we cannot fully understand the exact causes and mechanisms of a chronic disease.

Fear, solitude, hopelessness.

The images are offering a solution: acceptance.

Our "solution" is meant to be controversial.

On one hand it seems to encourage acceptance of beauty, hair, face, skin, air, light, illness.

On the other hand it implies cowardice; giving up the fight.
There is peace with oneself, with one's faith.

There is beauty in the end of struggle.

All that is left of their humanity is the physical beauty.

The mind and the soul are taken over by the unfathomable, transparent entity.

The element of chronic illness also comes into play.
by nebuloso December 31, 2004
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jallopy

Old motor vehicle in bad state of repair,unreliable and a general eyesore devoid of any street cred!
jallopy corner e.g. classified ads for bargain cars
by Motakatsu Hideyoshi February 22, 2008
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sloppy jalopy

A sloppy jalopy is a sexual act for partners very comfortable with each other. During fellatio, when the man is about to climax, he pushes the girl away, cums in his own hand and smacks the girl in the face with it. This is called a sloppy jalopy.
He gave me a sloppy jalopy. It was so romantic.
by geoff May 20, 2005
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slop jalops

titties that look nice when you see them in a shirt or a bra, and then she whips them out...and they're all over the place and messy. letting down your hopes and dreams of a nice set of tits. can also cause major loss of horniness/boner.
Guy 1: Yo you hook with that girl at the club the other night? the one with the nice tits?
Guy 2: Yea bro, bad news....went back to her place and she had some slop jalops!

Guy 1: Fuckkkkkkk, that sucks.
by Chrisby Jay Gatsby August 14, 2013
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Jaloopie

Noun. Another term for a penis.
She was keen enough to play hide the sausage until she saw the size of Bob's jaloopie!
by Dick Wright-Upham November 17, 2010
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jalooper

a hole of some sort
he put it in her jalooper. and she liked it
by vhillainy August 26, 2021
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