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Jakie Stewart means confusion. It means death to A.P students grades. It means the eventual suicide of at leaset 20% of students who take her class.
Man gonna go jakie stewart myself now.
I'm so jakie stewart right now.
by ShimmerShiel October 18, 2016
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U DUMB AS SHIT

An asian teacher who works for the school called Y U DUMB has a son named Jakie Two who dishonor his family for not being in college he can't see shit cause his eye so slant... who's grandfather was killed by a fry so he must kill the fry to avenge his death.
Jakie Chu: JAKIE CHU WHAT R U DOING HERE YOURE SUPPOSED TO BE IN CORREGE
Jakie two: oh im sorry papa Im not as smart as you
Jakie Chu: CAUSE YOU DUMB! YOU DUMB AS SHIT
Jakie two: I know I dishonor famiry
by Maddycute21 January 19, 2019
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U DUMB AS SHIT

An asian teacher who works for the school called Y U DUMB has a son named Jakie Two who dishonor his family for not being in college he can't see shit cause his eye so slant... who's grandfather was killed by a fry so he must kill the fry to avenge his death.
Jakie Chu: JAKIE CHU WHAT R U DOING HERE YOURE SUPPOSED TO BE IN CORREGE
Jakie two: oh im sorry papa Im not as smart as you
Jakie Chu: CAUSE YOU DUMB! YOU DUMB AS SHIT
Jakie two: I know I dishonor famiry
by Maddycute21 January 19, 2019
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Jakie-poo

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Very sluuty

Very attractive
Floof hair
Big d i think
“Jakie-poo i love youuu”
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Dirty Jakie

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When a girl with a vacuum tight pussy makes you cum instantly
My man, I had some Dirty Jakie last night, came in .3 seconds best .3 seconds of my life.
by Harper3000 May 5, 2020
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jippy jake

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1. A douchebag. A paid or part time firefighter/medic that likes to tell others of how important he is and that he can solve all of life's emergency needs.

2. Jippy Jake has all the training, fresh out of the academy, with maybe 3 to 5 years of diluted experience and wants to help... Only he hasn't the slightest fucking clue of what he's suppose to be doing.

3. Jippy Jake likes to belittle the public he is suppose to be serving and spends countless hours on social media and on his ass at the station, trash talking volunteers and paid on call firefighters and EMTs.

4. Jippy Jake will never talk shit in person. He is a coward and doesn't want to get his ass beat by the real Firefighters. He never actually even takes vitals on medical calls nor lifts a finger on fire calls, again, clueless coward.
E24C: "who is that sitting on his ass in the third due apparatus while everyone else is tending to injured and putting out the fire?"

Batt2: "That's Parnell, he's a Jippy Jake bitch pretending to be important, his own guys don't even want him on scene."
by Chits_gettin-real June 29, 2014
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Jake Sim

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/noun/ a very charming man; he is born with sharp features especially his lips and his nose. raised in a very wealthy home but grow with a very humble heart. loves dog especially Layla and is really good at playing violin and soccer.
Example : Thank you Lord for giving me a great man in my life, i will treasure Jake Sim forever.
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