J F'n C

A kneejerk reaction to a startling event. Best used in church as not to offend any priests, pastors or flanderizez.

Abbreviation for Jesus Fucking Christ.

J F'n C, your breath be smellin like wale pussy!

by Christ0 December 1, 2006

C&J

A tradition of raging your face off with the coolest people around. Otherwise known as Cookies and Juice, C&J comes from a long history of the best and the brightest having good times

You: So there's a party tonight?
Me: No. There's a C&J though.
You: Oh shit, my bad. Cool, I'll be there.

by CookieMonster13 August 9, 2010

j to the c

Another way of saying Jesus Christ, as if annoyed.

At what age should women stop using Snap Chat filters? J to the C, it's really annoying to see 50 year olds with pink noses and whiskers.

by Trainer_nic September 19, 2017

echo J | format c:

Norton anti-virus exploit, reason for peach getting g-lined all the time from gamesnet.

Peach: Echo J | Format C:
Roadbratt: OMGWTF NORTON FOUND MY HAX OH NOES!!!0!!1!ONE

by peach February 15, 2004

C. J. Roaster

He's the guy who never saves the green hit.

"Man, I need to position myself between the glass and C. J. Roaster. He's going to torch it."

by El Martillo July 24, 2008

C&J

When your cock is particularly smelly and your partner uses jam to mask your man meat musk.

Man: BJ?
Woman: eww your gross
Man *inserts junk in jam* how bout now?
Woman: I love C&J!!

by BonerJam2069 March 20, 2019

J C K

have you ever seen an icon? no not one from a computer. Or a brand. I mean a person. A person iconic enough to be a brand. Three. Why is it the perfect number? Three parts of an atom. Three parts of a mind. Three parts of a heart. Three parts of a brain. These are all signifant facts, but the real reason its the perfect number: Three parts of his initials. Women shrivel in J C K's presence, for they know they can never have him. Cause they're not good enough for him. No one is. Not even J C K is good enough for J C K. Plato's perfect form of icon was not chrome. or maccy d's. It was J C K. So next time you step into macdonalds, or open chrome, just remember. you're actually stepping into or opening up J CK.

"Don't use chrome. it's an outdtated webserver. Use J C K instead. he overheats easier (clicks tongue and winks) but has more memory and ram space, but most importantly is far more iconic

by Live in Excess September 25, 2022