J-Bag

The combination of the popular and widely used "Douchebag" with the greedy and selfish stereotypes of a Jew.
Donald stole my burrito from taco bell that i really would have enjoyed. He already had two tacos anyway. That J-bag didn't even leave any hot sauce! I would have given him a bite if he asked.
by iLOVEmunchies October 2, 2007
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J-bag

A word commonly used to define one who is constantly trying to scam free shit off of others even though they clearly have more money then them.
Ned pulled another j-bag manuever today; he went down to the cafeteria to get a coffee, but when he went to the register to pay he told the lady it was water.

Ned hobbled his dirty j-bag ass over to Patty's desk to see if he could score some more free shit from her and her co-workers.
by Gary Madison December 11, 2006
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J bag

a condom or a rubber
Hey slut get the J bag ready, it's your turn...
by Nick is the best December 7, 2006
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j-bag

Come on slut get the j-bag out...
by Nick is the best December 7, 2006
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J-bag

To call a Jewish person a J-bag is a shorter way of calling them a Jew-bag. An annoying member of the Jewish religion.
1. "That damn Goldberg guy came by again yesterday."

2. "That's already five times this week. That friken' j-bag needs to find a hobby..."
by Andy L. February 8, 2008
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j bag

to call someone a j-bag is like calling them a jerk off
Buster at work is really being a J BAG.
by shreker September 20, 2006
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j bag

a j bag is a jobby, poo, a tommy tit, a hot one, a grey friars booby, a barry white etc...
that fruit is playing havoc with my insides, i have done 2 j bags today!
by nickyboy March 11, 2008
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