It's not you it's me

A nice way 2 dump a boyfriend/girlfriend. Actually means It's not me it's you.

Look honey it's not you it's me.I don't wish to continue this relationship.

by Allie February 3, 2004

it's not you, it's me

Something bitch ass unoriginal pussies say.

Hey babe, look, it's not you, it's me. I need to figure things out. Like why I'm such a fucking pussy."

by Azuzu March 13, 2009

it's not you, it's me

The reason one gives when terminating a relationship with someone who turns out to be repulsive and/or mind-numbingly boring.

It's not you, it's me...I'm just not attracted to you.

by Aw yeah August 24, 2004

you on me

Do you get it? Do you follow what I am saying?

Her shoes are so wack! You on me?

by SignGuy October 24, 2017

You and Me

People who are confident they will be together for a long time. You can make it your own definition, but it defines itself.

It's you and me babe.

by omgitsgolden August 13, 2016

it’s not you, it’s me

definitely your fault.

when an asshole doesn't take responsibility for his decisions he’s going to say “it’s not you, it’s me.”

by thisbitchisleftist September 3, 2020

Are-you-whoring-me?!?!?!

Exclamation voicing doubt in what the speaker has just heard or has been told by another.

When Nikki heard how much Steve wanted for the sack he exclaimed, "Fifty dollars? For that? Are-you-whoring-me?!?!?! You gotta be fuckin' whoring me."

by Nikki Stixx May 7, 2019