Ishmael

A king among men, Ishmael can rule it all. A major dumbass who thinks he knows everything once he starts to delve into a subject. Ishmael will still be able to humble himself, somehow. Once he does he has it. He also will age 2 years if you give him a pregnancy scare.

Wait we are missing someone...
Who is it?

Ishmael

by Takumi aka John March 3, 2022

Ishmael Special

Rubbing your nuts with your hands, then rubbing your hands onto someone's head. Commonly done among the guys (boys, lads, mates, etc.) as a form of punishment.

"Damn, Cory just got Ishmaeled!"
"When Jamar gets back, I'm going to give him the Ishmael Special".

by asian fingers July 17, 2019

Call me Ishmael

Iconic opening line of Herman Melville's book "Moby Dick".
Also a clever phrase used to signal the sighting of fat chick insinuating she is as big as a whale. (i.e. Moby Dick; the white whale)

John: Woah dude, look at that fat chick over there

Jack: Call me Ishmael!

by Captain-Ahab December 23, 2012

Ishmael style

When the girl sucks of the guy, he then returns the favour by eating her out. After they have both had a turn he flips her over and fucks her doggy style

‘Hey daddy let’s do it Ishmael style tonight ‘
‘Whenever you want baby’

by Lily.abcdefg July 7, 2018

Ishmael

Ishmael normally referred to as Ish, is a guy you'd want to have behind your back. He is smart, kind, generous, encouraging, attractive, strong, has great handskills, funny, trustworthy, loyal and a great friend. Who doesn’t like to show emotions but when he does you are sure to smile. He is a great friend and girls love him

*Ishmael walks into the room*

Zoe: "Hey"

Amy: Back of bitch, he's mine"

by Leamhsi November 22, 2021

Ishmael's Law

Anything on the internet will be made fun of regardless of what it is.

"Our daughter is so brave, she has cancer and is still able to post her own facebook status."
"God with what her parents look like no wonder she got cancer."
"Man your taking Ishmael's Law too seriously."

by Just let me do this October 19, 2014

ishmael

An ashy tall man who fades into the background of pictures. He normally says "no homo" after every sentence, but he actually is extremely homo, no shame tho, we gotta love Ishmael!

"yo Amber, who is the ashiest, guy, you know?"
"Yardy know that Daniel, it's Ishmael for sure"

by dOg321 February 19, 2019