Israeled

The act of taking something that is not yours and then kicking out the rightful owner

- Someone asked to share my table at a restaurant, and then asked me to leave the table because they had a meeting!
- looks like you just got israeled

by Freefelestin October 21, 2023

israeli lawnmower

A weird sexual practice.

Similar to the mexican lawnmower, with the main difference that you fill her ass with matzo balls and falafel before putting anal beads into her ass and leave it there for a few days. If you need lube, you should use hummus. These Matzo balls will increase the stimulation and help constipating the ass. For the next few days, you feed her with tacos and very spicy food, usually mexican, but it can also be asian. After a few days, you just rip out the anal beads and she will release a metric fucktonne of shit, falafel and matzo balls. Then, you can enjoy some specially spiced, warm, delicious falafel and matzo balls. Mmmmh.

P1: Oh wow, I didnt know you were that good on cooking. This falafel is just delicious. How did you manage to get it that good?
P2: Well, me and my girlfriend tried the israeli lawnmower today.

by Sir Asbestos April 24, 2020

Israeled

When you allow someone to use a thing you own or sit in a place that is reserved for you then they claim it's theirs all along

- Someone asked me to share my table at the coffee shop and then they asked me to leave the table because they have a meeting?!
- looks like you have been israeled

by Lilylina October 20, 2023

Isabela

Isabela is gorgeous and pretty. She is so relatable and will always make you laugh no matter what situation. She is always clumsy walking into things. Isabela is not Isabella it’s Isabela. She is dependable and has lots of friends. Even tho she has lots of friends she likes to be in groups of friends. Isabela is trustworthy, dependable, pretty, funny and smart. She can be shy sometimes but once you know her she is the bestest or kindness friend you will ever meet.

Damn I wanna be Isabela’s friends

by Thefunnyone November 21, 2018

israeled

when a person claimed something that belongs to you as theirs

Elizabeth: Someone asked to share my table at a coffee shop and then asked me to leave the table because they have a meeting??

Nada: Looks like you have been israeled

by october revolution October 20, 2023

Isabell

Isabell is a strong, beautiful, fun and amazing person with so much energy and just a different vibe to be around. When it comes to a relationship she is the most loyal to her man. Isabell is also freaky when it comes down to it. She is an amazing friend to anyone but can be mean, overprotective and very loving. When you fist meet her she can be shy, but when u start to get to know her more and she gets comfortable she is the most vibrant, fun, goofy, caring, sarcastic and sweetest person.

damnn Isabell is so fun to hang out with I love this bitch.

by tis is by an Isabell... April 17, 2020

Isabella

This person is the strongest person you will ever meet. She is loyal, caring, and tenacious. A real diamond amongst the coal. She is basically born wifey material. She isn't like basic girls who cry for no reason. She is a realist when approaching situations. If you get on her bad side, she will probably cut you off for a bit, but she can never ever stay mad. Just give it time. She is good at getting over the bridge quickly. When she loves, she gives her all and does a lot for her significant other. She is shy at first, and can be awkward but that's only because she doesn't want to make a bad impression. If you catch her being weird, you know she's comfortable. Everyone will first notice her nice, innocent layer, but be good to her and she will express her baddie side. She is approachable, easy to be friends with. Believe me when you've known her for a while she will stick with you no matter what. She can be stubborn, but will ease off her pride for her loved ones. You'd be lucky to come across a girl like Isabella

"Do you know Isabella?"
"Yeah she's really cool!"

by MegaVegasLife May 26, 2016