ionia

A small town in the middle of Michigan, right smack dab between Grand Rapids and Lansing. (About a half-hour to hour via I-96 depending on traffic from either town.) These Michiganders are know well for their annual free fair. Odd things about this town is that the theater is supposedly haunted along with many abandoned house scattered around the town. If you talk with most anyone from this town they will come off as cold and shy but if you know them they are very warm-hearted, perverted, and crack some joke that their high school teacher told them. There are generations of people that live there and everyone feels like family except for the outsiders who just moved as they tend to pick on the people who have been there forever. Also there are rumors that the Vocal Music groups secretly run a cult during school.

"So I met someone from Ionia yesterday, she was so cold and talked in a monotone voice."
"Oh yeah, I grew up in Ionia, loved it there everyone was so kind and helpful. I really should go back one day and visit my family."

by SecretlyACultest August 12, 2016

Ionia Michigan

Piece of shit town where people do nothing but whine and bitch and complain about people and spread rumors and be mean to one another. Some good people came outta there, though.

Person 1: "Jesus, did you see that chick from Ionia Michigan?"

Person 2: "Christ, yeah, she was doing NOTHING but talk about other people."

by Yuki-is-teh-bestest January 22, 2009

ionian

(noun)
1) the major scale - so we won’t confuse it with major in chords
2) a member of an ancient Hellenic people inhabiting Attica, parts of western Asia Minor, and the Aegean islands in preclassical and classical times. Colonised the islands that became known as the Ionian islands.

- a native or inhabitant of the Ionian islands.

(adjective)
relating to the Ionians, Ionia, or the Ionian islands

A: Yo what key is this song in?
B: E flat ionian
A: …it’s E flat major isn’t it
B: well yes, but actually no

by cyanEyebrows July 25, 2021

ispian

A term used to describe a gay man, especially one who you only suspect to be gay and has not actually admitted it yet. It is the opposite of the word lesbian. Say it 10 times really fast.

I think Tyler is an ispian. I mean, all he talks about is penis.

by allishun June 4, 2008

itopia

the absolute meaning of greatness...a peaceful female who is naturally followed with a great sense of style. very eccentric, independent and adventurous. is very opinionated and outspoken. never keeps their mouth shut, often comes across as a bitch, often meaning too much. guys are naturally drawn and often comes across wrong. is very sincere and honest, could be your next best friend. dreams big and is not afraid to let things be known.

people from the community saw their mayor with a sense of itopia in her.

by terehas July 6, 2008

Inopiance

Coming from the latin word "inopia" meaning a lacking of something. The lack of something, or a state of poverty.

Due to an inopiance of food, the stranded traveler starved to death. Were it not for my inopiance of wealth, I could buy nice things.

by Elfsovereign November 2, 2012

iopa

Iopas are usually the nicest people you will ever meet but also can be the biggest bitch you will ever meet. Iopas have a great sence of style and always gives other people advise on what to wear. He is kind at heart. But God forbit you make him mad, you should becareful. Can be the sweetest, loving, caring person in the world. Always up for new friends but they can't be annoying. Iopas just want to have fun and live their lives. They love to play sports but are sometimes lazy. Iopas are just plain fun to be around.

Iopa is the biggest bitch Ive ever met but I love him.

by Kailua November 30, 2014