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Investigate

1. To creep on or stalk someone of the opposite sexes facebook page.

2. To refresh a close friend's page over and over just in case something changed on their profile in the past 10 seconds.
Guy comment: Hey yo girl!

Girl comment: That's the fifth comment today! Stop creeping on my profile!

Guy rebuttal: I'm not creeping, I'm just trying to investigate!
by Ozzie69 October 30, 2010
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investihate

To investigate what your co-worker that you don't like is doing so you can hate on them for succeeding.
A car salesmen walks by another salesman's office to evesdrop and find out if the other salesman's customer is going to buy the car. If they buy you can hate on him. If they walk out without buying it makes you happy that he failed. "Hold on Jim has a customer. Let me go investihate."
by Danimal Mac February 3, 2006
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Investihaters

Paranormal investigators that are hell bent on blaming paranormal television and event celebrities for the short comings in the paranormal field. Most investihaters in the field are usually upset they didn't get offered a tv show or that their evidence lacks any substance.
Bob the ghost hunter thinks all paranormal celebrities are faking their evidence. He has now reached investihaters status.
by Rouxlette December 13, 2010
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