intardweb

The internet for dumb users.

With his new Dell computer, Johnny couldn't figure out how to open HIS intardweb.

by Jamzwayne September 22, 2007

intarded

1.George W. Bush

2.so retarded (lacking basic skills) that the word is pronounced in a Bush-like manner.

My word, that president is certainly intarded.

by aunt jen April 8, 2005

Intard

A cross of a retard and inbreded person:

The intard used his hair dryer in the shower to save time.

by Frank Stocum July 24, 2010

refucking intarded

When retarded meets insane. Almost.

"What do you mean you didn't bring beer? Are you refucking intarded?"

by tamiyami January 7, 2012

Intard

A not-so-useful intern incapable of performing the simplest of tasts.

who hired this intard !" or "that summer hire is intarded when is he going back to school?"

by tobywords June 27, 2010

Intardation

When a person pretends to be mentally or physically retarded or handicapped to avoid having to do something.

Teacher: Johnny will you please clean the white-board for me?
Johnny: Uhh yus teecher.
Johnny then pulls out a banana and eats it with the peel on.
Teacher: Johnny I know your not retarded, that's just what I call intardation.

by Your ugly next door neighbour April 9, 2010

intard

A combination of insane and retard. A title given to only the most fucked up and crazy people you know.

Trying to land on people from a building to kill them: Insane
Trying to bounce by wrapping yourself in rubber bands: Retarded.
Thinking you'll survive landing on someone from 5 stories up because you're wrapped in rubber bands: Intarded.

Lisa is so intarded she tried to make shoes out of banana's to be taller.

by GiantChiprel January 12, 2012